New at the Cindy Intelligence Agency
Apr 16 -
Infamous hacker Varun Malik, who caught the world's attention by
haking into the CIA's computer network only to forget to enable
his firewall, thereby enabling us to track him down by revealing
his IP address. We hope that the talented young lad would not commit
such careless errors when on a proper mission.
Apr 14 -
Chief Petty Officer Kooh Wee Hou, an insane sex maniac, is recruited
as the Chief of Horny Warfare. His brilliant way of coming up with
extremely sick ideas that were, without a shadow of doubt, outshown
the rest of the candidates.
Apr 11 -
Commander Kheng aka Trinity, who has over twenty years of experience
of being a bouncer, is recruited as the Chief of the special forces.
He posesses breath-taking abilities such as dodging bullets as well
as stoping thousands of missles of all kinds in mid air. His inhuman
abilities are a plus factor together with his muscular build, which
would put even Arnie to shame, is guranteed to intimidate the opposition.
Apr 10 -
A four star general of the Iraqi regime, General Samuel Lim,
or more commonly known as Chemical Sam is recruited as the Chief
of Chemical Warfare. Chemical Sam is reportedly the general that
masterminded the merciless destruction of people who dare defy the
orders of Sodium Hassan. He is a veteran in using chemical and biological
weapons and has a vast knowledge on which substance is most suitable
for every suitation. Agent Wal recons that the seasoned and somewhat
heartless General is the perfect candidate for the job.
Apr 9 - Field
Marshall Shaun Lee, an infamous psycological maniac, is recruited
as the Chief of Psylogical Warfare. The pysco has won worldwide
acclaim for conducting psycological warefare on unsupecting viticms.
Field Marshall Lee has proven that he can turn any mind into a collection
of disintergrated brain matter. He is rumoured to be the mentor
of Yurine, a master in mind-control. He will also be covering the
duties of Directorate of Intelligence and Director of the Center
for the Study of Intelligence. The Field Marshall has succeeded
in conduting pyscological warfare on even his boss, Agent Wal!
Apr 7 - Agent
Wal starts a massive manhunting campaign for the best talent to
fill the posts of the executive commitee, which is the backbone
of the CIA.
Mar 5 -
Agent Wal aka Shikhar Aunty Wal is appointed as the Chief Operative
of the Cindy
Intelligence Agency by the Chief of the United Nations.
Cindy Intelligence Agency is formed.