Choose your fuck FAQ

How did you do this?

If you want to do something like this, you should buy a copy of Photo Montage from arcsoft.com, they are fighting the patent, so they are in need of money. I do own Photo Montage myself, but I didn't use it for this.

Why did you do this? What was your inspiration?

I think Ken Starr was my original inspiration, I had made a Bill Clinton a while ago. I though I was being original, but the guy who wrote the software did a Porna Croft ages ago. There was supposed to be a method to the Madness, Al because he is such and arrogant prick was all penises, but in reality, all I did was take a list of images and use all the ones with gay in the name. W, is such a moron, he really is, so he gets ass shots, male and female. Patty boy is a nazi pig, so he gets all bondage, and Ralph, I wanted all nudist shots, but I was kind of scared about collecting all the kiddy porn that you find on nudist sites.

My real inspiration was Malory, I did it because I could.

Are you some sort of perv?

No, I don't think so, but it's been a while since I got laid, so maybe.

Why didn't you use bestiality for nader, thats "Green Porn"?

To be honest with you seeing bestiality pics really makes me retch

Who are you?

Just an insecure prick, same as you.

If you want to play Where's Waldo, I can be found grinning between some hotties in one of them. If you tell me where I am, I'll give you a fabulous prize!

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