satosi - 12/22/00 22:35:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/tonite_replies/index.htm#start
My Email:tonighttonight@lycos.co.jp
location?: japan
Comments:
nice to meet you.my name is satosi.
i make music with MIDI.
and i'm Pumpkin's fan.
i don't have Siamese Dream lyrics,
so i find your page,i'm very happy(^^;
i listened "Cherub Rock" on your lyric page.
so Cool!
is it your sequence?
i am searching Pumpkins' MIDI.
if you know cool pumpkins' MIDI site,
please tell me.
see you!
Billy Corgan - 11/18/00 20:07:07
My URL:http://www.smashingpumpkins.com
Comments:
I read your post and decided to visit.
Devon - 11/08/00 08:10:28
My Email:Greensquirtgun@aol.com
location?: a whore house.
Your favorite NBA team?: umm..
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: depends.
ducks?: no, no..
I like Christmas Carols.: negative.
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): I caught my parents having sex the living room twice.. the last time, there was a porn on t.v.
Comments:
When we go to the whore house, we pay them to watch us have sex.
Nice page Crystal
Gio - 11/04/00 06:49:41
My Email:SmashedPumpkin@prodigy.net
location?: NM
Your favorite NBA team?: Tennessee Tallywhackers
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: me
ducks?: tasty
I like Christmas Carols.: yes you do
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): i have a monkey for a finger
Comments:
ho hum...commentary commentary...help I'm being poked. Good God these hands!
justin - 09/29/00 19:25:38
My Email:juttman42.hotmail.com
location?: here
Your favorite NBA team?: nb...what??
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 3...just ask Mr. Owl
ducks?: if ya got um!!
I like Christmas Carols.: whats wrong with christmas justins??
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): ( i like cheese)
Comments:
Yes, these are my comments. Thanks for asking.
wheeeee :) - 08/24/00 17:56:15
My URL:http://wheeeee :)
My Email:wheeeee :)
location?: wheeeee :)
Comments:
becky - 08/13/00 02:34:21
My Email:bonjoschicky@aol.com
location?: warren mi
Your favorite NBA team?: none its gay
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 3 then a bite
ducks?: 24 of course
I like Christmas Carols.: me tooo
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): crystal has stinky toejam
Comments:
you have stinky toejam
Ben - 08/06/00 04:22:39
My URL:http://www.stas.net/morosejaded/
My Email:ben@skateboarder.co.uk
location?: Hicksville, MI
Your favorite NBA team?: The Wyoming Sphincters
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 5362.8
ducks?: Ronald Reagan
I like Christmas Carols.: Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): I like chicken.
Comments:
Kix are for trids!
CLAVICLE - 08/04/00 18:48:26
Comments:
today is my birthday!!! for real!!! im 16 now!!!
CLAVICLE - 08/04/00 18:43:53
My Email:penpen316@yahoo.com
location?: trailor park
Your favorite NBA team?: basketball sucks
ducks?: quack
I like Christmas Carols.: me too
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): my real name isn't mike
Comments:
hey, its clavicle!!! i tried to email you. i miss you. hope to hear from you.
Astra - 08/01/00 05:50:56
My Email:bleu_ciel17@hotmail.com
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 322
Comments:
ToeDad - 07/01/00 17:53:39
My Email:You Know
location?: Here
Your favorite NBA team?: Red Wings
ducks?: Quack Quack
I like Christmas Carols.: Cool
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): I'm nutz's
Comments:
Your Web site is pretty CoolHugs
- 05/09/00 22:30:42
Comments:
Smashing
Pumpkins
MACHINA/The Machines of God
[Virgin]
Rating: 4.2/10
Billy Corgan needs someone on his shoulder to whisper
"no." The angel has apparently taken a break for now,
but it might have said things like, "No, Billy,
you're not Nicky Nosferatu, the Cabbage Patch Kid;"
"No, Billy, black leather trenchcoat-dresses do not
flatter you, or for that matter, Jimmy Chamberlain
and James Iha;" "No, Billy, working with Flood will
not make your records sound good;" and most
importantly, "No, Billy, some of those songs are
better left in the ProTools wastebasket." Somebody
needs to have line-item veto power over the one-party
congress of Corgan's ego. Over half of the Pumpkins'
103 post-Siamese Dream songs could have been cut to
make three decent albums.
Sometimes I wish you readers could sit on this side
of music criticism. It's amusing to see how many
writers mine bands' official press releases and
follow the leader. The press on MACHINA serves as an
interesting example. Nearly every review I've read
proclaims the new record to be "a return to form" or
"a return to their hard rocking days" or "the true
follow-up to Siamese Dream." Obviously, they're
trying to distance MACHINA from Adore, the least
successful Pumpkins record to date. The whole thing
stinks of P.R.
In reality, though, MACHINA just sounds like a
continuation of Adore. It's the infinite sadness to
Adore's Mellon Collie. In fact, Adore showcased
greater variation, better production, and about as
much "rocking." Writers keep focusing on Jimmy
Chamberlain's return, but the venerable Joey
Waronker, who played all over Adore, is a far better
drummer. Besides, Chamberlain's overproduced, steady
clicking on MACHINA sounds exactly like-- and might
as well be-- a drum machine.
Every track on MACHINA sits in a heavy syrup of
synthesizer. Flood deep-fries the sound in golden
calf fat. Guitars hiss like hig pressure hoses.
Gelatinous bass issues from the crust like pus. The
psoriatic sound comes off like infected yellow scabs
growing on fragile frosted glass. If this is a
"return to form," Billy Corgan has thrown his
baby-head out with the bathwater. Siamese Dream never
utilized computer and keyboard crutches to such a
degree.
Every generation of kids in black needs a goth
martyr, and Billy vies for their troubled hearts
throughout MACHINA. Plodding numbers like "The Crying
Tree of Mercury" and "Blue Skies Bring Tears" steal
liberally from the cemetary-obsessed Cure songs that
never seem to make it to singles compilations. Even
the albums strongest tracks-- "Wound," "Raindrops +
Sunshowers," and the ironically titled "Try, Try,
Try"-- lugubriously cruise along like New Order in a
crystal convertible flossed out with chrome.
Sadly, an ego scud has blown up Corgan's muse,
distributing the gore between the territories of 4AD,
Windham Hill, Cleopatra, and Elementree. The result
is songs like "Heavy Metal Machine," a static-filled
dinosaur that slowly shits Soundgarden's "Rusty
Cage," and the hysterical "Glass and the Ghost
Children," in which Chamberlain pulls his best Neil
Peart imitation while Corgan and Iha spittle fuzz
like Orgy covering Cream's Disraeli Gears. Midway
through the ten minute bulk of "Ghost Children," a
lone piano interludes while tapes of Corgan
confessionals crackle on top. "I always assume that
the voice I hear is the voice of God," he proclaims.
"So I'm operating on the premise that I hear the
voice of God." Atheists rejoice. Then, four more
minutes of underwater gongs and seagull guitars bring
you back down from the laughter. And just to put the
official seal on The World's Most Pretentious Stadium
Rock Song Ever certificate, Corgan finishes with the
refrain: "As she counted the spiders/ As they crawled
up inside her." The entire affair makes Tori Amos
sound like Raffi.
The Pumpkins' fascination with sepia tones,
parchment, and God kills whatever joy might otherwise
be gleaned from their fifth LP. Filling up the entire
capacity of a compact disc, MACHINA simply blabbers
on far too long. Even grating tracks like "The
Everlasting Gaze" become appreciated for the fact
that they at least grate.
The problems with Billy Corgan are conveniently
packaged in the track "I of the Mourning" (note the
fucking "u"). Over reheated new wave pop and
fluff-metal that sparks under microwaves, Corgan
whines through his wax-paper septum, "Radio/ Play my
favourite [Note the fucking "u"] song/ Radio/ Radio/
Radio/ I'm alone/ Pick up where my thoughts left
off." Radio is a commercial-bloated joke. When's the
last time, Pitchfork reader, you heard your favorite
song on the radio? Who even listens to the radio? Who
finds solace in FM? I mean, shit, what do they even
play these days? ...Oh, the Smashing Pumpkins.
-Brent DiCrescenzo
- 05/09/00 22:30:34
I hate geocities - 04/30/00 04:24:02
My URL:http://I hate geocities
My Email:I hate geocities
location?: I hate geocities
Your favorite NBA team?: I hate geocities
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: I hate geocities
ducks?: I hate geocities
I like Christmas Carols.: I hate geocities
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): I hate geocities
Comments:
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Claudia - 04/16/00 13:33:50
My URL:http://www.jrsolutions.at/cljum
location?: Vienna
Comments:
GREAT site...LOL:.you are a crazy, but very loveable litle fellow! Hugs from Sunny Vienna!
Jazekiel - 04/01/00 00:20:28
My URL:http://www.sweet_and_sour_pork.homestead.com/index.html
My Email:DJ_Jazzy_Jas@juno.com
location?: The Zaney Place of Flying Pancakes
Your favorite NBA team?: hmmmm.... well, i like the bulls, but with micheal jordan all retired and stuff, i guess really any team has a chance, so i'm gonna have to be loyal to my home team, the pistons, but then again, the lakers are pretty good..
. so i'm kinda undecided on the matter...... bleah....
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 4,856 exactly... not one more!
ducks?: i wanna duck.....
I like Christmas Carols.: i am the almighty fetus...
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): i'm supposed to be running around in the woods right now to pick up my lil' sister.... but it's dark and i'm scared...
Comments:
no comment.
Jay - 02/29/00 01:50:38
My URL:http://oocities.com/crazyralph
My Email:oompaa_loompaa@yahoo.com
location?: New Haven
Your favorite NBA team?: um.....Detroit Pistons
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 3....3 licks and 1 bite. just like the owl said
ducks?: um.....no...Turkey's...cool ones
I like Christmas Carols.: ya do?....i don't....well i like Jingle Balls......by KORN
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): Im a loser....shh dont tell
Comments:
um......hey whats goin on.....this is Jay - "the webmastah" just checkin out yer page...not too bad. like smashing pumpkins eh?.....cool...thats a plus. so yeh...see ya around
Jay - 02/29/00 01:49:05
My URL:http://oocities.com/crazyralph
My Email:oompaa_loompaa@yahoo.com
location?: New Haven
Your favorite NBA team?: um.....Detroit Pistons
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: 3....3 licks and 1 bite. just like the owl said
ducks?: um.....no...Turkey's...cool ones
Comments:
Me... - 02/07/00 21:24:59
My URL:http://This one you dope...
My Email:hmmm...
location?: my stupid trailor
Your favorite NBA team?: God
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?: Redrum
ducks?: yes
I like Christmas Carols.: yes i do.
deepest darkest secret? (i wont tell): I'm a mushroom
Comments:
Dude, your page sucks...