| Anya: This is the man that I plan to entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine But I知 out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is... I値l never tell Xander: She is the one she's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night when I知 right In her tight-- embrace, Tight embrace I値l never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that-- No. I値l never tell Xanya: 'cause there's Nothing to tell Anya: He snores Xander: She wheezes Anya: Say "housework," and he freezes Xander: She eats these Skeezy cheeses That I can't describe Anya: I talk, He breezes Xander: She doesn't know What please is Anya: His penis got diseases From a chumash tribe Xanya: The vibe gets kind of scary Xander: Like she thinks I'm ordinary Anya: Like it's all just temporary Xander: Like her toes are kind of hairy Xanya: But it's all very well 'Cause, god knows, I'll never tell Anya: When things get rough He just hides behind his Buffy Now look, he's getting huffy 'Cause he knows that I know Xander: She clings, She's needy She's also really greedy She never-- Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse, Hello? She-- (dance break) Anya: Look at me! I'm dancin' crazy! Xanya: You know Xander: You're quite the charmer Anya: My knight in armour Xander: You're the cutest of the scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet supple-- Tight embrace Anya: He's swell Xander: She's sweller Anya: He'll always be my feller Xander: That's why I値l never Tell her that I知 petrified Anya: I致e read this tale There's wedding Then betrayal I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide Xanya: I lied I said it's easy I致e tried But there's these fears I can't quell Xander: Is she looking for a pot of gold? Anya: Will I look good when I致e gotten old? Xander: Will our lives become too stressful If I知 never that successful? Anya: When I get so worn and wrinkly That I look like David Brinkley Xander: Am I crazy? Anya: Am I dreamin'? Xander: Am I marrying A demon? Xanya: We could Really raise the beam In makin' marriage a hell So, thank god, I'll never tell I swear That I値l never tell Xander: My lips Are sealed Anya: I take the fifth Xander: Nothing to see, Move it along Xanya: I値l never... Tell |
| I'LL NEVER TELL Anya, Xander |
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