Super Bowl Rant

Yet another Super Bowl, yet another great year of football. Although my Giants didn’t fair too well, I must say, watching the Pats and Panthers put on an amazing display of skill and talent was a great way to conclude the season. And when I say conclude the season, I do mean conclude the season cause the Pro Bowl sucks! You know none of those guys are trying, and are just in it for one of those free coconut drinks they get off of some shack on the beach. But they’re $100 coconut drinks, so don’t fuck with that!

As always, the Super Bowl has to be bigger and bigger every year. How do they make it bigger and bigger every year? Through that fucking half time show! Fuck them, and fuck MTV, they ruined something as respectable as the Super Bowl.

Who the hell in the MTV corporation decided to put P Diddy and Nelly in the fucking show? We all know Puffy’s a camera whore, but I’ll bet you guys didn’t know the following: he has no talent! What ass hole goes out in front of a Super Bowl crowd, especially in Houston where you know there are some crazy white trash, gun totting motherfuckers and sings 2 songs that weren’t even decent when they were released 5 years ago? Puffy you son of a bitch, go back to hosting “Making the Band” and produce some more crappy acts. And Nelly, you should be ashamed of yourself. How are you going to sing 1 minute of your crappy song and get paid for it, you bastard. Even worse, who in the hell convinced you to be on the same stage at the same time as P Diddy? Your career can only go down from here motherfucker. By the way, do we all remember that song back in the 80’s “Oh Mickey you’re so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey”…Guess what P Diddy did? Oh no, you’ll never guess…he sampled that fucking song! He changed the original lyrics to the following “Oh Diddy you’re so fine you blow my mind hey Diddy”…Putting your name in there, clever Puffy, maybe next time you can just hit me in the head with a baseball bat and spare me the headache I’m gonna have over this later. You tool.

And by the way, who the fuck invited Kid Rock? What’s he supposed to do, appeal to the white trash side of the audience? I guess, because if he has to sing one of his songs from 3 years ago, than you know his career is going down too. Ba wit da ba the bang to bang what? You should have just sung that song with Sheryl Crow and be done with it, stupid.

Then again, it didn’t help that MTV hired a bunch of screaming 13 year olds to egg on these assholes. Hey MTV, pay me $5 and I’ll cheer on Diddy too. Afterall, someone has to make him feel good about himself.

Now, the Halftime show wasn’t all that bad, I mean, I’ll admit it, I like Janet Jackson, and to see her back, that was pretty cool, though with the time between her last album release it would have been nice to hear some new stuff, but seeing her was good. But seeing part of her I wasn’t supposed to see was even better! Anyone else see that quick titty shot at the end of her performance? Damn, I think Justin Timberlake finally did something right! On that note, the entire week was hyping the halftime show as well as this “secret” guest performance…which turned out to be Justin Timberlake. YES! YES! YES! Justin is gonna perform, and spare me the money I’d have to pay to watch him perform at 6 Flags Great Adventure next summer! Thank you MTV and your crappy selection of performers! You sure made this Super Bowl a memorable one.

As usual, when you see stupid people doing stupid things, don't get upset, just rant.

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