Drinkin' In the Woods
Believe it or not, I still do this!
I don't wanna, do we have to? I don't wanna, do we have to?
Don't wanna go out and drink in the woods
We could get some mad dog and hang out in my garage
I got a ping pong table


I don't wanna, do we have to?
I don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks
Sit with 20 dudes in a pick-up truck and we're gone
I got my thremals on

Gatorade bottle filled with warm Smirnoff
Too close to the fire, burned my eyebrows off
Puked by a treee
Peed in the grass
And you get poison ivy all over your ass
You're in the woods

Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight
Last time I did I got into a fight wit some guy
who graduated 3 years ago

Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup
Foam is spitting out and it won't fill up
So I pumped that tap
With my best friend
And he flipped me over for a keg stand
I'm drinkin' in the woods

I'm drunk
Tree trunk
I'm drunk
Tree trunk!