You know your a bunny breeder when...
Here are a few of my favorite "you know your a bunny breeder when..." jokes from the Rabbit Web which is on my link page. If you'd like to see more you can find them there. These were sent in to the Rabbit Web by all different people around the United States, and I'm sure most people looking at my site can relate!
... When part of the criteria for buying a new vehicle is how many rabbit carriers you can fit in it.
-Wanda Twellman
... You stay up all night on the 31 day of pregnancy to make sure a first time doe kindles without problems.
And then she goes over her due date!
-Pam Nock
... You look at the rabbits in the petstore and tell your mother exactly how they ended up there (Blaze is too narrow; ears are too long; etc.)
... You have long conversations with your rabbits.
... The rabbits start to answer back when you have those conversations.
-chin_rex
... All your conversations with people end up about rabbits.
... You travel farther to get a rabbit then you would to visit relatives.
-Meg's moon
...You are happy when you see "weeds" in your grass.
-Brenda
... Your shirts now seem to be angora sweaters, but you know you didn't buy them that way.
... Your hubby, who has nothing to do with rabbits, knows that when it's his payday it's time to buy rabbit feed.
... You know the entire backround on every pedigree lineage, but you don't even know who is in your family tree
... The phone rings and your hubby says for you to get it because it's just going to be some rabbit person who doesn't want to talk to him.
-Rochelle Cooley