(ADRIANA and ADEN sit together in bed.)

ADRIANA
This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I知 out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is...
I値l never tell

ADEN
She is the one she's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I知 right
In her tight -- embrace,
Tight embrace
I値l never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that--No.
I値l never tell

BOTH
'Cause there's
Nothing to tell

ADRIANA
He snores

ADEN
She wheezes

ADRIANA
Say "housework," and he freezes

ADEN
She eats these skeezy cheeses
That I can't describe

ADRIANA
I talk, he breezes

ADEN
She doesn't know
What please is

ADRIANA
He drives my best friends crazy
With his jealous vibe.

BOTH
The vibe gets kind of scary

ADEN
Like she thinks I'm ordinary

ADRIANA
Like it's all just temporary

ADEN
Like her toes are kind of hairy

BOTH
But it's all very well
'Cause, Din knows,
I'll never tell

ADRIANA
When things get rough
He just hides behind his sister
Now look, he's getting pissed
'Cause he knows that I know

ADEN
She clings,
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never--

ADRIANA
His eyes are beady

ADEN
This is my verse,
Hello? She--

(ADRIANA gets up and starts dancing.)

ADRIANA
Look at me!
I'm dancin' crazy!

(ADEN joins in.)

BOTH
You know

ADEN
You're quite the charmer

ADRIANA
My knight in armour

ADEN
You're the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple--
Tight embrace

ADRIANA
He's swell

ADEN
She's sweller

ADRIANA
He'll always be my feller

ADEN
That's why I値l never
Tell her that I知 petrified

ADRIANA
I致e read this tale
There's wedding
Then betrayal
I know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide

BOTH
I lied
I said it's easy
I致e tried
But there's these fears I can't quell

ADEN
Is she looking for a pot of gold?

ADRIANA
Will I look good when I致e gotten old?

ADEN
Will our lives become too stressful
If I知 never that successful?

ADRIANA
When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like a hair monkey

ADEN
Am I crazy?

ADRIANA
Am I dreamin'?

ADEN
Am I marrying a demon?

BOTH
We could
Really raise the beam
In makin' marriage a hell
So, thank Din,
I'll never tell
I swear
That I値l never tell

ADEN
My lips
Are sealed

ADRIANA
I will resist

ADEN
Nothing to see,
Move it along

BOTH
I値l never tell