| (ADRIANA and ADEN sit together in bed.)
ADRIANA This is the man that I plan to entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine But I知 out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is... I値l never tell ADEN She is the one she's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night when I知 right In her tight -- embrace, Tight embrace I値l never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that--No. I値l never tell BOTH 'Cause there's Nothing to tell ADRIANA He snores ADEN She wheezes ADRIANA Say "housework," and he freezes ADEN She eats these skeezy cheeses That I can't describe ADRIANA I talk, he breezes ADEN She doesn't know What please is ADRIANA He drives my best friends crazy With his jealous vibe. BOTH The vibe gets kind of scary ADEN Like she thinks I'm ordinary ADRIANA Like it's all just temporary ADEN Like her toes are kind of hairy BOTH But it's all very well 'Cause, Din knows, I'll never tell ADRIANA When things get rough He just hides behind his sister Now look, he's getting pissed 'Cause he knows that I know ADEN She clings, She's needy She's also really greedy She never-- ADRIANA His eyes are beady ADEN This is my verse, Hello? She-- (ADRIANA gets up and starts dancing.) ADRIANA Look at me! I'm dancin' crazy! (ADEN joins in.) BOTH You know ADEN You're quite the charmer ADRIANA My knight in armour ADEN You're the cutest of the scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet supple-- Tight embrace ADRIANA He's swell ADEN She's sweller ADRIANA He'll always be my feller ADEN That's why I値l never Tell her that I知 petrified ADRIANA I致e read this tale There's wedding Then betrayal I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide BOTH I lied I said it's easy I致e tried But there's these fears I can't quell ADEN Is she looking for a pot of gold? ADRIANA Will I look good when I致e gotten old? ADEN Will our lives become too stressful If I知 never that successful? ADRIANA When I get so worn and wrinkly That I look like a hair monkey ADEN Am I crazy? ADRIANA Am I dreamin'? ADEN Am I marrying a demon? BOTH We could Really raise the beam In makin' marriage a hell So, thank Din, I'll never tell I swear That I値l never tell ADEN My lips Are sealed ADRIANA I will resist ADEN Nothing to see, Move it along BOTH I値l never tell |