What an ugly cunt! Ryan Cross A.K.A. The Eye Gouger
Yesterday, I went to the Rooters Vs. Eels game, at Aussie Stadium, in the
rain. As the result shows, Parramatta did not win, losing to the Rooters 12-8.
We left at 4:00 to meet at KFC at 4:30, when Peter and I had arrived, Kan and
Alan were already uying. As they ate, we read the newspaper. When they finished,
Peter stole 2 pages from the newspaper and we walked to the train station, where
we bought our tickets and waited for a train. We got onto a Millennium train and
sat there till we got to the City, where we had to make a decision whether to
get off Central or Town Hall. We ended up getting off at Town Hall because Alan
wanted to go to Utopia, to get 'This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)',
Chevelle's album. As we walked out of the station we could see it was raining,
so we walked in the rain, to Utopia. Alan went in, found the album and then we
were off back to Town Hall Station. We got on another train to go back to
Central, where we caught a bus to Aussie Stadium.
When we got to Aussie Stadium, we walked to the Ticket Box and bought our
tickets. We sat undercover and we had televisions, either side of us. The game
had not started yet and Alan went to Kan and himself chips. When he had returned
we ate those chips and Kan put tomato sauce onto the seats in front of us, so
nobody would sit in front of us. We had gotten the idea from an episode of
'Becker'. As the Premier League finished, Parramatta winning, people eventually
sat in front of us, using a tissue to wipe the tomato sauce from their seats.
As the game started, there was pyro and fireworks which was used as an advantage
to the Roosters, as they had the ball first in the wall of smoke, that was left
behind by the pyro. As the game went on, rain kept starting and stopping so
there were many people to our left that were in white rain coats, which made
them look like members of the KKK. The cheer girls were nowhere to be seen
pre-game but as they came out, I could not help but laugh as they were in little
rain coats, so was the Subway Mascot. Death to the Subway Mascot!
If you watched Friday Night Football on Channel Nine last night you would've
watched the Eels get off to a 8-0 lead in the first half, leaving the Roosters
scoreless for the entire first half. Ryan Cross was playing dirty, poking Glen
Morrisons's eyelid. Ricketson too, as Burt tackled him almost in-goal, he
chucked a hissy-fit and tried to get Burt back, instead shoving Morris, as he
was marker.
Half Time, and they had a relay where these kids were running up and down the
field in the wet conditions, some stacking it, humiliating themselves in front
of the 15,000 crowd of people laughing at them.
Second Half, and the Eels got off to a good start with Burt's 40-20 kick,
regaining possession in the Roosters 20, and if you want to know what happen
next go to the
NRL site.
Advice to those who attend games: Never sneak into a Corporate Box.