We must go forwards, not backwards! Sideways, not clockwise! And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM!
It has now come to my attention that many of you people are listening to
annoying music. You people make me sick!
That Crazy Frog "Remix" of the Beverly Hills Cop Theme has killed a perfectly
good ring tone, instead we are made to listen to a stupid frog, with his penis
blackened out, making stupid noises. Quiet Frankly, I will personally destroy
and eliminate all those who download this ring tone, let alone download, or buy
the single. This now bring me to another song, 'Das Kleine Krocodil' that got #1
in some foreign country. It is one of the most craptacular songs I've heard, the
lyrics include:
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei
[Chorus]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.
[Chorus]
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann
[Chorus]
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnapp
I looked up the lyrics. Anyway, now I shall tell you about another annoying
song, that many of you like, but for me I hate! Introducing... Akon's new
single... Lonely... worst chorus ever (That was meant to be said like the Comic
Book Guy). Not only is the chorus crappy, the thing in between the Chorus', I
believe is called the Verses, have put this song #2 on S.N.U.H.'s most annoying
songs ever.
For the most played song on radio and television, Black Eyed Peas new song
'Don't Phunk With My Heart', I say to them 'Don't Phunk With Lisa!'. This would
have to be the most annoying songs in my present lifetime, as it is always
played on radio and television!
It has also come to my attention that music is a personal thing and nobody
should ever be pushed into liking something they do not. Therefore, I tell you
all to listen to this music if you will, just don't play it when I'm around!
Yes, that's what 5 hours of music videos each Saturday can do to ya, it warps
your mind! In Conclusion, music bad, Simpsons Good!
Older Shows, Christmas Shows, Marges Fling, Homers Bro, Bart in Well,
Flanders Fails, Waking Snakes, Monorail, Mr Plow, Homer Space, Sideshow Bob
Steps On Rakes, Lisas Future, Selmas Hubby, Marge Not Proud, Homer Chubby, Homer
Worries Bart Is Gay, Poochi, U2, N.R.A., Hippies, Vegas, And Japan, Octuples,
And Barts Boy Band, Marge Murmurs, Maude Croaks, Lisa's Buddhist, Homer Smokes,
Maggie Blows Burns Away, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!
You'll never stop The Simpsons, Have no fears, we've got stories for years, Like
Marge becomes a robot, maybe Moe gets a call phone, has Bart ever owned a bear,
or how bout a crazy wedding, where something happens and do do do do do, Sorry
for the clip show, Have no fears, we've got stories for years.