I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty-seven times. Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face.
Term 3, Day 2 and not yet have I learnt a thing. The only thing I have had to amuse myself during school hours are reruns of The Simpsons in my head, playing over and over and over again. How I will never hate The Simpsons. You all may think it is childish to be watching cartoons but I don't. The issue was raised during today's Theory Lesson of Computer Studies when Alan, Daniel, Susan and I were discussing the topic of cartoons. And, now I have no choice but to list the reasons why I think cartoons are much needed in today's society.
Well, there is only 1 but soon there will be more added to it. Anyway, the
past holidays have mostly consisted of me at home, watching television. Oh how I
miss television, if only I could watch television at school. And, the school
days haven't been any better, although school may not seem fun, the past couple
(2) of days have been alright. Both, of which consisted of either Sheila or I
putting something down each others shirt. Not only that, Network Ten has decided
to now show the missing episodes of Season 16, all of which started with 'Treehouse
of Horror XV', last night on The Simpsons "Spooktacular". 2 hours of non stop
Simpsons and the daily 6:00 Simpsons. Also, Nancy Cartwright appeared on Rove.
My sources tell me, there will be a Simpsons movie, possibly to end The Simpsons
forever. But, don't get discouraged, I'm sure Network Ten will show re-run after
re-run.
Yes, I now come back to the topic of putting stuff down Sheila's shirt. Today,
on our way to PE from Recess, Daniel found a Mini Boxing Glove, in which he
later took apart. He detached the stuffing and gave it to me to put down
Sheila's shirt. The first attempt was unsuccessful because she was suspiciously
suspicious. I then waited for a chance after Computer Studies. We had Double
Computer Studies today, so we had Practical first and then Theory after lunch.
In the Practical Lesson, Phuc and John discovered a way for the computer to
talk, so we had fun playing around with it. In the Theory Lesson, Susan's book
mysteriously disappeared and she spent half the lesson looking for it. To clear
things up, Alan was the first to take it, he then gave it to me, in which I gave
it to Daniel. Susan then found out Daniel had her book and he then handed it
over to me, under close Susan supervision. The trade was deemed a success as it
went undetected by her. I then handed it over to Alan because she became
suspicious of me, and from then on, Alan had it behind his back. Susan then
received a book from Alan, in which Susan, Daniel and I all thought was Susan's.
But to our disarray, it turned out to be Shane's book and not Susan's. The
mystery of Susan's book was left unsolved until Mrs Bowen stepped in and told
Susan to step outside. Alan hesitated and threw Susan's book underneath the
table. The mystery was solved and we got on with our work, which we did not
complete.
After Computer Studies, I had a clean sweep at Sheila as she walked from Food
Tech. to History. I then snuck behind her and shoved the stuffing down her
shirt, she then screamed, making a big scene. She then spent the entire History
lesson scratching and complaining about the "rash" I had given her. When the
bell rang signifying the end of the school day, Sheila showed us the extent of
her injury, which would not have been that bad, if she hadn't been scratching
it.
So, In theory it was really Sheila's fault for scratching till she got a rash.
But, it was really my fault for putting the stuffing down her shirt. But, I was
just doing that as revenge for the grass she had put down my back, on Tuesday.
But, the only reason she did that was because I kept flicking grass at her as
she sat there peacefully. Whoever's fault it was, nobody wins. But, in a more
accurate way, I win.
We send our love out to you, Sheila. We hope you get better sooner than later so
we can pick on you some more. I dedicate this song to Sheila and the argument I
made for the viewing of cartoons.
Lois: It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on TV.
Peter: But where are those good ol' fashion values...
All: ...On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us,
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
All: He's
Our
Fam-
-ly
Guuuuy!