Caroline, your the birthday, your the birthday, your the birthday, boy or girl!
Today 'twas Caroline's Birthday and Caroline, Daniel and Susan (The stalker)
came over. Caroline got an Aqua Blade from Daniel, '3 Wee Barbie Friends' from
Susan and Sheila and I got her 2 'Princess And The Pauper' Kelly dolls. The day
started off like any other normal day.
At 12 Caroline came over, I said Happy Birthday and crap. Then after a while
Daniel came in and said that he was being stalked by a short person which soon
turned out to be Susan. We then played Tekken 4, surprisingly Susan beat me.
Then we played GTA Vice City. Susan was getting all excited killing people and
all. Later that got boring too so we watched The Simpsons. We saw Austin Powers
Itchy, ScratchBob-ItchPants and Osama Bin Scratchy. The we watched The O.C.
which was boring as hell. Every time Susan saw Seth she would scream out Seth!
Girls these days. Caroline and Daniel were in my wardrobe "rearranging my
clothes" and every now and again they would slide the door open and Caroline we
would say something. After watching The O.C. everyone was hungry so we were
rummaging through my fridge looking for something to eat. We found fish and
chips and me and Susan were about to cook it when I heard my mum come back. Then
I got money to go to the shops which we did. All the shops were closed so me and
Susan were asking the shop person how much everything was. We then got 4
chocolate Paddle Pops which started melting as soon as we opened them. Caroline
was complaining about how her Paddle Pop was dripping everywhere. We then went
back to my house and I had to cook everyone fish and chips. It took like 40
minutes while everyone else was bumming out. After we ate (it didn't taste that
bad surprisingly), we sat in my room and Caroline opened some of her presents
and we talked for a while. Then Daniel and Caroline went to "fix my wardrobe".
....
Then Caroline, Susan and Daniel ran down the stairs and went wee wee wee wee all the way home.