Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
I thought I just had to share the wonders of Urban Dictionary with the world. I particularly like the boo urns definition. Incase you were wondering, the avril lover definition was created by Susan and others. Also, see bitchaka.
| 1. boo urns |
|
Exclamation. A cheer for
The
Simpsons character Montgomery
Burns.
Often used incorrectly by Canadians to suggest disproval of anything, rather
than approval of Burns.
Obviously, "boo" and "Boo-urns" are two different and mutually exclusive
words.
My, that old dog, Monty Burns has done it again! Boo-urns! Boo-urns, I say!
or
"Are you saying 'boo' or 'boo-urns'?" - C.M.
Burns,
The
Simpsons
Source: Ven, Apr 4, 2005
| 4. avril lover |
|
One word to sum it all up - Alan.
"Alan why do you have to go and make things so complicated"
Source: Anonymous, Feb 8, 2005
| 7. emo |
|
A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find
imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around
each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need
them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of
wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.
Emo conversation!
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my
bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard
life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues
Source: JT, Mar 23, 2005
| 8. AZN |
|
An acronym for the word Asian.
AZN is so overused and therefore holds no value. Ironically it is still used as
part of every day life by pathetic asians that think they are gangsters by
parading around in their bleached hairs and loose clothing. Their day to day
routine involves spending all their money playing DDR at arcades, then bumming
outside Galaxy World on George Street when they have finished and are penniless.
"AZN" probably originated from that crap song "Azn Pryde" by some pathetic asian
with no singing talent. Since then, dickhead asians have tried to follow in this
no-talent's footsteps. Dye their hair, dress in loose clothing and fanaticise
themself about the joy of listening to love songs and r&b (Songs sung by African
Americans and have no relations with Asian whatsoever).
In conclusion, 'AZN' is pathetic. The repeated use of 'AZN' creates a bad
stereotype for the real asians. Any asian who uses 'AZN' on a regular basis is
just another dumbcunt trying to be a real asian.
A Real Asian - An educated human being with Asian ancestry.
An AZN Asian - A poorly educated individual living in a western country (Like
Australia) and leeching on the achievements of a 'Real Asian'
Pathetic Asian: "AZN Pryde!!"
Me: "Fuck off loser! Because of you, I wish i was white!"
azn,
asian,
azn pryde,
azn pride,
asia
Source:
Matthew U., Australia, Oct 5, 2005
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