Sunday, 11 December 2005
Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Ahh... what can I say another Wednesday spent doing absolutely nothing. It was
"Bass Idol" which read "Boss Idol" on the neon lights. Absolutely disgraceful
and distasteful, unbelievable it was, terrible and terrifying. I do not know how
some of you could applied such ludicrous behavior. It stunk real bad. And, you
celebrating their "achievement" is an absolute joke. I know it was all in good
fun but it really did suck. Terrible. I still can not believe some people. YOU
KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!
Well Friday, most of Year 10 attended the Year 10 Farewell Assembly. The
assembly went for too long, all I wanted was my results and to get out of there.
Mr Djukic had a lot to say before we finally got our portfolios. After the Video
Presentation, the posers had a large head while they walked out of the hall
thinking that popularity is power before not long checking their lousy School
Certificate results.
After the assembly, the Year 11s asked us of our results and not long after that
we had finally left. We were now to go to the beach. I walked down to Susan's,
inside I saw Sheila comparing her legs to Anna's. Following that, Sheila showed
me her cut. We then left for Villawood Station, Susan was stressing out because
she believed we were late. We ended up power walking and bought our tickets with
still minutes to spare. Susan called Lisa but the train had arrived and she hung
up. We got to Chester Hill Station and meet Glen. Susan soon called Lisa, Lisa
arrived a couple of minutes later. We were unsure if it were Lisa so Sheila
decided to scream out her name. Mikey soon arrived and then we saw Thomas
getting off the train and we all quickly got on that train.
The train ride conversation consisted of many topics that ranged from dinner at
Sizzler to porn. We got off at Central and caught another train to Bondi
Junction. We got separated from Mikey and Glen at Central Station and were
unsure if they were on the same train as us. Lisa called them and confirmed that
they were and they walked down to our carriage. We got off at Bondi Junction and
argued whether to walk or catch a bus. We decided to walk because Thomas had
said it were only a 15 minute walk. The trip actually took 45 minutes,
occasionally stopping and we walked past a shop called "Jews For Jesus". We
finally got to the beach and almost immediately saw BOOBIES!
Went into the water and then back out. Sheila and Anna who said they were not
going into the water soon became wet as Thomas and Mikey picked them up and put
them into knee high water. They then returned soaked and Mikey made a penis out
of wet sand and Sheila posed on top of him. Thomas was burying Lisa in sand and
gave her boobs placed on her belly and a penis at her knees. Tourists walking
past, stared and laughed at us. There was also tattoo-faced man who began to
stare at us and wave. Sheila the dumbass waved back and Susan was shit scared
that he was going to walk over to us.
After that we all decided to go into the water even though Sheila and Anna
agreed that they were not going to. Mikey picked Sheila up and carried her out
into the water and she soon became soaked head to toe. Anna was first hesitant
to go into water higher then knee height but soon became drenched head to toe as
she got hit by a wave and landed on her ass. Susan and I laughing at her,
another wave soon crashed on top of her, her legs flailing in the air. She then
was drenched and in School Uniform she decided it wouldn't hurt then to go into
deeper water. Later, I turned and saw Sheila getting hit by a wave. I was in
hysterics.
We then decided to head back home and to have dinner at Sizzlers. Anna, Lisa,
Thomas, Sheila, Susan and I took the bus while Glen and Mikey walked. We waited
for them at the station while Lisa and Susan went to get ice cream. When Glen
and Mikey took a bus back and when Lisa and Susan had arrived we got onto a
train. We ended up
taking 3 trains just to get to Carramar. The train ride took forever. We had
thought the train we had gotten on took us directly to Carramar but Sheila had
noticed we had gone from Birrong to Regents Park so we quickly got off the
train. There we went to a nearby park and then finally caught the train to
Carramar were we walked to Sizzlers. At Sizzler we ate and the girls asked Mikey
questions about masturbation and stuff. Then Mikey told each of the girls to eat
salt on their fingers. Each of the girls did it and the girls had to go. So I
went down to Sheila's to pick up our stuff and called home. When I went back to
Sizzler Mikey told me he had flicked his ice cream onto a parked van. Got home
at about 10:00 and went to bed. It was the most I have laughed in a long time...
And that's why it was the best summer ever.
From the creator of "Family Guy" comes a man who will stop at nothing to protect his country. American Dad premieres Thursday, 10:00 right after Family Guy on Channel 7. Gotta Love It!
¶ David
