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| Madonna |
| The best, the beautiful, that is Madonna. This girl is still hot today, and is only one of the few that can probably make me Bi. That's not easy to do. She's showed the world that she is one of the best at what she does, and I know she'll be around for along time. |
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| Cher |
| I think the picture's explain it all. To the left, you see Cher. To the right, you see what she would look like if she were to cook over a hot stove. Plastic is what keeps this girl looking good. |
| <<<-------- Before Cooking---After Cooking ----------->>> |
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| Condoms |
| Are made from the same material as Cher. |
| Chad Douglas |
| What can I say about this "Big Daddy O' Pain"? He's the best. He's my friends and my idol. He may not be "GOOOOoood" at acting, but I bet he makes some great "Hamburgers and french fries and stuff". |
| Residence: California Birth Date: March 1957 Sign: Pisces Height: 5' 10 Weight: 170 Size: 9 inches |
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| Jack in da Crack |
| This was my first job. I worked for J.I.B for one year. I learned many of the secrets of the company. One, the tacos don't have meat, they have Soy Bean. Two, I think you've noticed this yourself, I'm almost certain that EVERY Jack in the Box has 95% of the crew Mexican. Out of that 88% don't speak english, those are usually the ones cooking, licking the floor, or stealing. 6% of them don't speak good english. and about 4% of them speak barely enought to get by. They'll answer the phone, "Yumbo Yack", I used to correct them and continue on with my work. Here is some lingo that you might want to know. Here it is in JIB language. "Yello, Yack in da box may I take jor order?, would joo like shees on dat yumbo yack? and para to drink? Un Coca, or un Esprite? " Translation, "Hello, welcome to Jack In The Box, may I take your order, would you like cheese on that Jumbo Jack? Alright, and to drink, Coke or Sprite? Me, being the 1% can actually read, write, and speak good english. |
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| Missy Elliot |
| This girl is one of the best. I don't think there was a song of hers i didn't like. She makes some good music and has the attitude to go with it. She's sexy in her own way, and has been looking good lately. |
| Full House |
| The DUMBEST show EVER! OMG, I couldn't stand Mary Kate and Ashley. They were so stupid. Uncle Jesse and their stupid dad were even more annoying. They were not funny at all! I wish I could go back and slap all of them! |
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| Mrs. Cleo |
| What can I say, she's a scam. |
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| Nick Carter |
| Ok, sorry to upset some girls, and well.. this might be good news to SOME guys, but Nick Carter is a FAG. He's gay, there, I said it. C'mon people, look at him. I mean Seriously, take a while to glance at this picture. This picture is a good example. I bet he's saying, "Hey YOU, with the Cock, Come here!". |