Beast Enders Real Time Interactive Show

It was a dark and stormy night... with these ominous, and widely inaccurate for most of us, words the first few episode of Beast Enders entered our lives. But you would be mistaken for believing that something produced with the care and sensitivity of Beast was created in a day... no it took two days.

I witnessed the sad events that lead to the production of something which is more fiendish than either of its two creators equally twisted minds... those that are good at math's may realize that it is twice as fiendish.

Eviem was boasting of her natural immunity to the common cold and offered to sell her body... purely for medical study of course. Tempted by the chance to discover a cure to help us poor suffers Arclight offered himself as payment... who was he trying to fool. This lead to Eviem flirting outrageously with a poor innocent Arclight, or was it the other way round... knowing them both it is hard to be sure.

A quick scene occurred involving a bed a wife and the act of hiding, it was better than it sounds... OK so not much better but it was a start.

Well seeing two people enjoying themselves so much there was only one thing for me to do, I suggested that Arclight put Eviem down and bugger off to pay a visit to Flames an interactive fiction site... quick as a flash he visited Flames and was back flirting worse then ever before.

Perhaps if we had stopped them then we would have saved our selves from the ghastly scenes that have followed. But no we missed the chance and they came up with the cunning plan to perform the worlds first, well have you ever heard of anything like it, real time interactive soap opera...BEAST ENDERS

For those of you who are cultural unimpaired Beast takes its name from a far more smoothly produced, and not half as much fun, UK soap opera East Enders. We should all thank the Deity/Eviem/Arclight, not necessarily in that order, that the only similarity is the name.

So the deed was done and Beast has been with us ever since. Bringing the characters, and acting ability, of a really bad low budget movie to our screens.

I am sure that the creators would like to keep all the glory to themselves, well all the blame actually. But many people have joined in as the shows have been performed and added their own twisted imaginations to produce some of the worst acting ever performed by anyone anywhere for free, OK except politicians.

Yes you would have to pay to get crap better than this... so please watch us and have some fun... or better yet join in and create fun for others.