well, his cyber alter-ego anyway
You are the
person/whatever you are to visit him since August 12th, 1998
Want a cup of tea or coffee?
Perhaps a cappuccino?
Just Kidding ... my shout ... go on ... have anything you want ... no, you can't have an iced chocolate! That costs money! What do you think I am? ... sorry ... excuse me ... yes, you can have a iced chocolate ... Okay?