Under The Sign O The Hourlass
The Book of Cross Words
Pompous shite gets mixed up we hear
The Death of Colossus
the mundane existence of what is known as......PLANT LIFE
The Tale of Manhasset Badger
Work out what it means and win a prize
An Ode to Mental Homicide
You know who you are you wirey geek bastard
The Voyage of the Penelope Anne
Take a disco biscuit and enjoy the show
Nom de Plume
Fascism pays in this wine chiller
The Vegitarian Vampire
A largely biographical account of 20th century viral infection
The devil's finger
Another nihilistic flashback to the drug years, or more salad bowls?
JFK's Big Payback
Forget the grassy knoll, it's the pyrotechnic authodentist theory!
Evil is among us, run lest we be trod upon
A nation of one armed men
Listen up while I tell you a pet hatred
Another fable of the human condition.
The bitten arm
Another true story with blood guts and tiddlywinks - or is it?
Cut it up whizz
An example of the surrealist movements automatic writing
The Poll Tax Killings
A true story of fear and loathing,
and I should know.
Aesop's fables o.n.o.
Here's a mixed bag of nuts, and I mean that
Fly me to the Moon
Here's a little story about summat or other
It's called The Other Side Of The Moon
I'd rather be with a animal.
Here's a little story about electric spaniel death
It's called Dogs cannot read.
Go on a cruise
Here's a little story about beyond maners
It's called Titanic decisions
Get me home, I need my eyedrops.
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