Want send me unsolicited commercial e-mail? Fine, go ahead! But by doing so, you agree that you will pay me $100 dollars for the first line of text, and $50 dollars for each line thereafter. In exchange, I will proofread your e-mail for you! What a steal! So, go ahead--send away--but have your checkbooks ready! (All proceeds will go towards Katherine's University Education).
And no, to all Alanis fans--this does not mean you can't send me e-mail--don't get confused. This applies to _commercial e-mail_ only.