Aloha! I see you've made it to my area, thanks for showing up. Now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, let's get down to business. If you haven't figured it out yet, this is a dopey intoductory page that seems to plague your standard doring webpage. Too bad I'm not boring... I'm abnormal. In fact, it's the only way to go, and I'm sure you'll soon be able to appreciate that. Anyway, here's a table of contents. if you want to have a groovy time at all, I suggest you click on one of them.