| I was flipping thru an old issue of the Far Eastern Economic Review [http://www.feer.com] (20 Sept 1990) when I came across this. Can't afford to do an MBA? No problem. Use the Buzz Word Generator and everybody will think you just finished one! |
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0 Integrated 1 Total 2 Systematised 3 Parallel 4 Functional 5 Responsible 6 Optimal 7 Synchronised 8 Compatible 9 Balanced |
0 Management 1 Organisational 2 Monitored 3 Reciprocal 4 Digital 5 Logistical 6 Transitional 7 Incremental 8 Third-Generation 9 Policy |
0 Options 1 Flexibility 2 Capability 3 Mobility 4 Programming 5 Concept 6 Projection 7 Time-Phrase 8 Hardware 9 Contingency |
| Simply think of a 3-digit number, say 283. Pick word 2 from the first column, word 8 from the second and word 3 from the third, and, hey presto!, you got a terrific new phrase: Systematised Third-Generation Mobility! Imagine the impact of your statements on the audience: "Our company's parallel reciprocal options will provide you with integrated incremental programming!" WOW! It'll take them at least 5 minutes to figure out what you just said! You can also add other wonderful trendy words like synergy, empowerment and paradigm shift! |
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0 Free 1 Forthright 2 Earnest 3 Frank 4 Open 5 Stimulating 6 Informal 7 Unifying 8 Candid 9 Purposeful |
0 Frank 1 Rewarding 2 Spirited 3 Interesting 4 Satisfying 5 Effective 6 Engrossing 7 Sincere 8 Lively 9 Cordial |
0 Exchange of Views 1 Conference 2 Negotiations 3 Talks 4 Conversations 5 Meetings 6 Dialogues 7 Consultations 8 Discussions 9 Deliberations |
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