For many years I have been amazed by my own brilliance and stupendous feats of mental and physical strength. Now, for a limited time only, you, too, can be amazed by my massive brain power. Just sit back, relax (dream of large women if you want), and follow the links that I have been so kind to place within your reach.
However, before you move on I feel it to be my duty as a patriotic american to reveal the fact that sarcastic comments may lie ahead. If sarcastic comments offend you, you're probably a botanist so go away.
Also, by entering my lair, you agree to the following:
I am over 13 (anybody younger than 13 is a complete moron [no offense] and wouldn't understand anything I think about anyway).
Jerry The Great is my hero.
All representations of people in stories are Jerry The Greats opinion and therefore true.
I am not one of the people depicted in the stories, and if I am, I promise to thank Jerry The Great until the day I die for being kind enough to include me in his awesome accounts of the truth.
Jerry The Great is in no way, shape, or form egotistical.
If you agree to the above, feel free to roam around to your hearts content. If not, go away and think of my cats.
Discover the botanical world
The Devil Fish (SSN 666) strikes again!
Meow Mix was here!
Jerry The Greats' Hall of Unappreciated Masterpieces!
Author's note - In no way do I commend censored speech (even online). But what good is free speech if you don't use it occasionally to infuriate people beyond imaginable bounds?