"Under Construction?" Yeah. Sure. We're under construction...like a Slobovian highway is under construction. I'm sorry folks, but even though I've already got the photos for it all 'pegged up, it's looking like I may NEVER actually get around to cobbling together that elegant and definitive HYPNO-SYNCHRONOUS CHICKENDOM HOME PAGE which I had planned for this spot. Were I not such a lazeabout, the world would at last see DOCUMENTED PROOF of that tenuous socio-clairvoyant connection, the para-synchronous l-i-n-k-a-g-e-s if you will, between comparable events which, first affecting the realm of Chickendom, then irrevocably determine analogous trends in HUMAN society!
Our two species ARE linked arm-in-claw in a SHADOWY DEATH MAZURKA of tragedy and suffering! Soon one will be able in one place to behold the grandeur of the boldly-plumed AZTEC ROOSTERS in their first encounter with the Conquistador Cortez. Here witness the the bloodsoaked 19th century reign of terror of the SAWTOOTHED CIRCUS GEEKS presaging America's own Civil War. Finally, learn the dark secrets of the FOWL HYPNOTISTS and SQUAB MESMERISTS of the doomed German Weimar Republic, whose "mindclouding" crafts, first turned upon chickens, presaged the mass hypnotic appeal of the murderous HITLER and the FORCES OF DARKNESS which led to the DEATHS OF MILLIONS! Until then, what follows will simply remain a bunch of useful research links, occult freebies, and other quirky diversions such as information about Amphicars and the buoyant lifestyles of those who drive them. Amphicar? The car that swims!...Enjoy!
Well, that's all she...I mean me...that's all I wrote.
Goodnight Comrade Wolverina...
OK...OK...So here's a sneak peek of me driving my car into the Mohawk River with some of my amphibian buddies, followed by an actual documentary photograph of a Chicken Hypnotist at work!: