Every being has several aspects, owing to the complexity of
its consciousness.
So don't be surprised if, when you click in greater depth into
the following treasure trove of Jokes, drawings, paintings,
CVs, Blogs
etc., that you will be slightly bemused by the sheer
diversity of output from a seemingly innocuous technocrat .
LATEST: Sort of psychological/philosophical article of mine now (16th March 2004) on-line Great Debate - "From the Great Humpty Dumpty Disaster to the Emperor's New Meme"
Yet another such article (26th June 2004) : Great Debate - "Breathing fire into the equations of time and mind"
Why are things so bad?
That's the way the cookie crumbles. It could have crumbled a bit better, but we shouldn't grumble about crumble.
--Hugh Deasy -May-25-2009 -- << NEW (flash ! ) >>
Why did the Christmas replace Yul on the British islands?
Because they had Noel (no-L, hence they could not spell Yu)
--Rene Michelsen-FEb-6-2008-- << NEW (flash ! ) >>
I just visited that wonderful city of canals and ancient buildings on the Adriatic and know now how it got its name. Know how?
Because Venice is the abbreviation of 'very nice'.
--Hugh Deasy -Sep-4-2008-- >>
A cat is feline. What's a big one with a licence?
A fee-lion!
--Hugh Deasy -Jan-18-2009-- << NEW (flash ! ) >>
On a lighter note, here's some of the the latest jokes -
(10/12/2006) (transcribed from old notebook of 1981):
Do you know the hunchback of Notre Dame?
No, but he rings a bell.
Can Napoleon capture Moscow?
Of Corsican.
Why did the Comintern fold up years ago?
Because the common tern has a right wing as well as a left wing.
Xmas photos:
2003 Germany & Ireland at Christmas
<< some>> additional links !!!
What was Ian Paisley's spelling of De Valera?
Devil Eire.
(26/2/2005):
Why were you seated when we still used pounds in Ireland and Deutschmarks in Germany?
Because that was before you rose (Euros - yuk yuk!).
(14/2/2005):
Why can the daily use of electronic communication cause a sudden stun?
It happens if you instead of "Check mail" hits the "Check mate" button.
Never confuse those two buttons.
--Rene Michelsen----- << NEW (flash ! ) >>
(20/12/2004):
Which piece of music was played most on Dec 18th, 2004??
The 18/12/ 04 ture!
--D.Hocken----- << NEW (flash ! ) >>
Why is the dentist not really any fun?
Because instead of thrills and spills, there are drills and bills
br> (11/1/2001):
Why is it unhealthy not to eat sea-food?
Because you then have a deficiency of the-fish-in-sea!
thought of on the daily pilgrimage to the sacred turtles (21/9/2000):...
Why do I prefer to go into Spanish pubs with a girl?
Is it because you don't like to go into Bars-alone-a?
Yes!
Then from March 19th:
How did the minor planet become a major one?
It took anabolic asteroids!
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1997 H. Deasy>
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