Appendix H

AN INVENTORY

Of The Items Leo Bloom Found When Taking Advantage Of
Jayne Playne's Absence To Rifle, Ransack & Rummage
His Dastardly Way Through Her Private Office

A large manila envelope bearing the legend "CASE CAMEL'S BACK" and containing several draft affidavits setting forth in (fairly lurid) detail the factual basis for a Title VII[1] Sexual Harassment Suit entitled JANE DOE vs LEOPOLD BLOOM.

2 filefolders devoted to travel brochures, magazine articles & newspaper clippings describing a variety of "budgetwise & broad minded Tropical Getaways where a weary workingwoman can let her hair (& bikini top) down without the fear of (unwanted) sexual molestation and/or arrest.

The bottom "half" of a brand new 1969 vintage J. C. Penney "vive l'difference" monobikini (as featured in the uncut version of the notorious seminude swimming scene from the never-released Sean Connery/Brigitte Bardot 007 "film noir" fiasco Femme Fatale).

A Consumer's Report list of "America's Most Reputable Female ************** Services."

A signed ("To J. P. with love & kisses,---P. R.") first American edition of Story of O.

2 sets of ******  *****s complete with leather ****** and rubber ****s.

A centerfold map of Manhattan torn from Vanity Fair indicating the cocktail lounges, bistros, apres theatre eateries and Bohemianesque coffee bars "where the adventurous female in search of an intelligent conversation(alist) has the best chance of finding one."

The Complete & Unexpurgated Novels of the Marquis de **** [Published In One Volume Between The Covers Of A Gideon Bible].

1 pursesized cannister each of "Mace," "Mrs Gooch's Oldfashioned Rapist Repellant" and "KnightInShiningArmor" brand (NYPDapproved) Pepper Spray.

3 mailorder catalogues for ***rated Euro********** .

1 Hallmark "Anne Frank" model diary (locked).

A set of 14 journals (similar to those kept by Anais Nin on a bedside table to record her "nocturnal inspirations") filled with handwritten notes for various literary projects with such working titles as. "The Confessions Of A Foolish Virgin," "Eating **** As A Female Wage Slave In The PostModern Workplace," "Happily Ever After: The True Life Fairy Tale Of Virtue Rewarded When A Long-Suffering Publisher's Reader Finally Discovers The Great American Literary Masterpiece Whose Author Also Turns Out To Be The Man Of Her Dreams," "Hooked On Books: An Expose Of The Publishinghouse Plot By Which Millions of America's Housewives Are Opiated On A Steady Diet Of Literary Junk," etc.