This page is pretty much dead. Sorry. The novelty of having a mediocre webpage kind of dies off after 5 or 6 years, ya know?

Twelve people can't be wrong!

Just look at what people are saying so they can have their name listed on this site:

• "The Roy and Sandy cartoon web page is, without a doubt, the best source for 'Roy and Sandy' cartoons in the world!" -- Matt's sense of sarcasm.
• "In order to get syndicated, only one person has to like your cartoon: The editor. Judging by the quality of today's cartoons, editors are tasteless. I salute Matt in his achievement of not being syndicated, and I hope that this tradition of excellence continues for years to come." -- Matt's consience, which says that quoting yourself for additional publicity is wrong.
• ....ok, so I'm just quoting facets of myself. Can I help it if no one wants to have their name associated with this page? Eh, don't answer than.

And now, the cartoons!

Yeah, it's new. It's not inspired by actual events, and if it were, uh, it's not me. I'm not like that at all. Yeah.

For now, here's what's available:

• Read cartoons from the Roy and Sandy Library!
• Take the "Roy and Sandy" survey!
• Read the "Roy and Sandy" news!
• The list of members in the "Roy and Sandy" fan club.
• A short bit about the author.
• E-mail the author, Matt Bond at gadgetside@aol.com for one or more of these reasons:
  • To join the "Roy and Sandy fan club!" I would like your name and state/country so I can post it, if possible. I don't send you free stuff and it doesn't cost you anything, but it gives me a reason to continue this page, so sign up. (Note : you can join the fan club from the survey.)
  • You have questions, comments, and suggestions. I need lots of feedback, so even if your landing here is a fluke, please look around and e-mail me.
  • Got a cartoon web page of your own? Do any of your friends have cartoon web pages? Tell me the address and I'll be glad to post it!
• Forget this, I'd rather be in The Dilbert Zone!

This "frozen hell" update made 7/26/02. Last update made 6/28/99. Earlier updates completed 1/24/99 through 1/26/99. Earlier updated 7/13/98. Before then, updated 4/30/98.