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Noxious fumes detected over secret military base
Unsure whether a miasma of vomit-inducing gas near a secret military installation in Occupied Himmelfarb represents a previously unknown petroleum supply or the present location of the Megafarter, Army commandos have closed off the base, known to some as "Area 52" in an effort to maintain control of the situation. EIA director J. Colgate Wolf, appointed just last week by President Blanka, tells MUKO, "As I have been telling all the media, these aren't UFOs, they're Esperantujan Air Force weather balloons. There are no aliens on the base, living or dead. We would tell you, if you had a need to know. Trust us, okay?"
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