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"Who am I, and why am I here?" Those are two questions I ask myself all to often. It is not unusual for ocassional blackouts to overcome me. Also, you have to be careful because every 40 minutes, Elmo swings through here like a bat outta hell. He'll kick you in the head before you know what happened.
There are alot of strange and unexplained things in the world. War, poverty, drugs, abuse. . . This is a page that doesn't give a rip about any of them. Here, you will find useless garbage, blabber, filth, and other swine that constitute a total waste of this precious resource we call the Internet.













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