CORE CURRICULUM

There are a large number of general classes that every aspiring criminal should have in order to round out their unlawful knowledge. These courses will give them insights on where they and they chosen field of study fit into the world and how they relate to other fields. It also gives them valuable knowledge on how certian institutions can affect them.


LAW101: Your Rights as an American Citizen

The basics of fighting the law on its own terms. When to ask for a lawyer, when to cop a plea, and how to get off on a technicality. (3 credits)

LAW102: The Law as a Weapon

How to strike back at law enforcement through claims of police brutality, discrimination, etc. (3 credits)

CRI101: Introduction to Criminology

Learn what they think they know about you. (3 credits)

CRI102: Turning Prison Into a Positive Experience

Since it is inevitable that most of our graduates will spend some time in prison, they might as well make the most of it. Prison can be their chance to network with other criminals and to learn new criminal skills. (3 credits)

LIT101: Introduction to Reading*

Literacy is important, even to a petty thug. (2 credits)

LIT102: Introduction to Writing*

Students will learn cursive writing and methods to conceal their identities when writing. (2 credits)

FIN101: Intorduction to Finance

Unlike many other classes, this finance course focuses on the methods law enforcement uses to track down criminals through the financial system, helping students to avoid capture. (3 credits)

FIN102: Basic Laundering

An introduction to make you ill-gotten gains untraceable.(3 credits)

PSY101: Introduction to Psychology

Gives students the tools to select the proper victims and to gauge the emotions and likely actions of others. (3 credits)

HACK101: Introduction to Microcomputers

Everyone must have at least basic knowledge of computers these days. (3 credits)

ECON101: Microeconomics

The basics of supply and demand, monopoly control, etc.

ECON102: The Secret of Sustainable Crime

In order to ensure a lasting source of income, criminals must be careful not to over-milk the cash cow. This class gives guidelines on how to let a victim recover before you strike again, and also when to recognize when the risks outweigh the rewards and it is time to move on.

PHYS101: Physical Education: Unarmed Combat

Everyone who chooses the criminal path must be able to defend him or herself. (1 credit)

PHYS102: Physical Education: Firearms

With the proliferation of guns in the hands of private citizens, a criminal's life is in danger if they cannot respond in kind. (1 credit)


* Any student who demonstrates adequate reading and writing abilities will be exempted from these classes.



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