Hi. And welcome to my realm of reason.
I'm of the conviction that I have absolutely none whatsoever. So you get a pretty good idea of what lies ahead of you in this dark, corrupt corridor of the web.
I'm a frustrated poet. Meaning I'm not dead yet, so for now, my writing has no monetary value at all.
For you, and YOU only, We're running a
special. All the insanity you can stomach for the
one time low price of FREE.
Yes,
Boys and Girls,
FREE!!
Only because I can't
sell this garbage.
Since
it won't cost you anything except precious time, that
incidently you can never in this lifetime recover,
Stop in, take a
look. That is if you're not perfectly normal.
I haven't a clue what I'm doing on a
computer, let alone raising one of these shrines to
man's vanity. I decided to learn that html crap, so
here I am.
I put together some of the twisted ramblings out of my head. I have had some positive reviews of my poetry... So I thought I'd try it here. Beats getting up in front of an audience, where they might bring vegetables.
The first page is different poems that I have recieved positive comments on. Believe me, some of my writing goes beyond the boundries of good taste and insanity, off into whole new unexplored avenues of the nightmare abstract.
Fortunately for you, my conscience is 14 feet tall, and carries a flaming sword. Never mind.
So only the poetry that is comprehensible made the cut for this page. I'm also including a short story that I wrote. Completely out of my experience. Hint: You can tell by my rotten puctuation, and complete lack of structure.
I hope you find this altar to ego at least intresting, or perhaps disturbing....
Feel free to let me know any rants, raves, or if you just want to tell me where I should roast for eternity, feel free!!
The list of
ingredients are my pages...I should warn you, it's
like trying to navigate through a haunted
house....You never know WHAT you might
find in here.....
Still under
construction, please excuse the mess!!
CREDITS, LINKS, And GRATEFUL
AKNOWLEDGEMENTS
This is where I sing the praises to all the people
that helped make this insanity possible!! Now you
know who to BLAME!!!
See What Happens to Irritated Angels
Jumpin' JAVA!!
Color background maker, and calculator.
Everybody, this is
"CRITTER"..."Critter", this is
everybody!!
She's awful glad to meet you. Just a
little shy. I officially recieved her for adoption on
4/24/98.
Her real name is
"Meheddabelle", but that's her
pedigree name.'Round here, we just call her
"Critter".
Here is her adoption
certificate. You can click on it, and see what other
deserving critters need a good home.
I am
currently awaiting the arrival of baby dragons, and
pelicans! I'm such an excellent cyber ~ mom.
COME VISIT THE NURSERY!!
I FINALLY got the Guestbook
to work, So NO more Excuses, You MUST Sign ZEE Book!!
Click Below, near my capable assistants, who are
handling your mail with the greatest care....
Multumesc!!!
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Beautify Our Neighborhood! Graph the hell out of it!
SIGN ZEE BOOK
HERE!! ... JUST SIGN THE DAMN BOOK!!! Cha~ Grow
up, People and Sign the Stupid BOOK!!!
PEER THE
PAGES...
"Death makes Angels
of us all, and gives us wings where we once had
shoulders, smooth as raven's
claws..."
~ James Douglas
Morrison ~
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