Go to someone else's 17th.
	Go to someone you don't know's 17th.
	Go to someone else's 18th.
	Don't go to someone else's surprise party.
	Get asked why not.

	Convince other people of total innocence.
	Allow said people to corrupt said innocence.
	Get free alcohol from said people.
	Convince still other people of total innocence.
	Allow said people to again corrupt said innocence.
	Get more free alcohol from said people.
	Get drunk.
	Touch people's bottoms.
	Get embarrassingly drunk.
	Touch velvet pants of person who was once in love with you.
	Get asked whether or not you got with said person.
	Answer vaguely.
	Do not get drunk.
	Smoke a cigar.
	Go on a mission.
	Fall asleep in other people's lounge rooms at three in the morning.
	Watch American Pie.
	Put off assignment for first month.
	Watch Dawson's Creek.
	Screen Dawson's Creek in the Film room during Modern for two dozen people.
	Go to a Dawson's Creek party.
	Stop watching Dawson's Creek by saying it has lost its edge.
	Put off assignment for two more months.
	Go with a girl to the park across the street to smoke cigarettes between tests.
	Go with a girl under the bridge to smoke cigarettes after school.
	Spray yourself with deodorant before getting picked up by mum.
	Learn to stop bum-puffing.
	Write assignment the morning it is due.
	Go to a pop concert.
	Get a pop star to sign Aero bar wrapper.
	Go to a pop festival.
	Get sunburnt at a pop festival.
	Ask for an extension on the assignment.
	Make best friend of person you were once in love with fall in love with you.
	Get person to call you every night.
	Get person to tell you to ask her out.
	Go with person to art gallery.
	Buy overpriced milkshake from South Bank cafe.
	Be sullen, distracted and uncommunicative.
	Ignore person.
	Make person fall in love with you again.
	Make person all but admit her feelings while giving nothing in return.
	Make person all but cry.
	Bury friend who kills himself.
	Go to the formal.
	Go to the post.
	Sit on a haybale in front of a bonfire.
	Dodge vomit.
	Pull a cone.
	Attempt to select three types of bread rolls from Brumby's while stoned.
	Go for joy-ride during lunch-break in friend's father's BMW.
	Fall about laughing while speeding round the hills of St Lucia.
	Squeeze into a five-seat purple Volkswagen with five other passengers.
	Park in front of a garbage truck.
	Smoke a jay while watching students pass at pedestrian crossing.
	Take the QCS test.
	Make another person fall in love with you.
	Go home from the formal with said person to change clothes.
	Ignore person once at post.
	Get invited to another party by said person.
	Offend person once at party.
	Write revealingly personal message to another person in sob book.
	Have first person admit that she knows that you feel for second person.
	Stand around feeling totally confused by what person meant.
	Talk about driver's licences.
	Talk about formal dresses.
	Talk about schoolies.
	Go to schoolies.
	Talk about how schoolies sucked.

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