The credit for the collection of these pondering thoughts must be given to my good friend SETH.
there, ya happy? *grin*
Here we go!! My all time favorite would definately have to be number 12.
1) "Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
2) "I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
3) "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
4) "Uh...yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?"
5) "Uh, I think so, Brain but balancing a family and a career . . . oooh, it's all too much for me."
6) "Wuh I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
7) "Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
8) "Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?"
9) "Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
10) "Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."
11) "I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
12) "I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them."
13) "I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking...I mean, what would the children look like?"
14) "I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp."
15) "Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
26) "I think so Brain, Poit! But where do you put the feather and call it macaroni?"
17) "I think so Brain, but there's already a bug stuck in here from last time."
28) "I think so Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent."
19) "I think so Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard is in the union."
20) Pinky - "Yes I am." (In this case Brain has made Pinky a genius)
21) "I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?"
22) "I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
23) "I think so Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summer time."
24) "Uh, I think so Brain, but you'd have to take that whole bridge apart then, wouldn't you?"
25) "Uh, I think so Brain, but how are we gonna teach a goat to dance with flippers on?"
26) "I think so Brain, but apply north to what?"
27) "Uh, I think so Brain, but Snowball for windows?"
28) Pinky - "Uh, I think so Brain, no, no, it's too stupid." Brain - "We will disguise ourselves as a cow" Pinky - "Narf! That was it exactly!"
29) "Uh, I think so Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren do a musical?"
30) "I think so, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"
31) "Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?"
32) "I think so, Brain, narf, but don't camels spit a lot?"
33) "I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?"
34) "I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?"
35) "I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?"
36) "Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?"
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