| Dubya The Dud |
| If you hate him and you know it clap your hands (louder I can't hear you). If you hate him and you know it (aha...now I do). Sorry about that, but I guess this is good a time as any to tell about my little obsession with good ol' Dubya. That man is too much for words. I don't know how the American people entrusted their livelyhood and wellbeing in his hands. Honestly, the thought makes me nervous. I remember the night of the election I was hoping Al Gore to win, and I was listening to it all night on the radio. I fell asleep sometime before the count came in, and woke up the next day and there was still no verdict! And everyone knows the rest of that story...*tear* My biggest ambition right now is to make George feel about "this" small. I'd love to meet him, shake his hand, smile, and ask "so George, how does it feel to know you're only here on a technicality, that in all honesty the majority of the American people wanted Al to lead them?" I wonder if he would become pale or just so angry his head will become purple and a vein will pop? Bad thoughts I know, but there is something about that man that brings out my most awful tendencies. Especially after that whole axis of evil speech. Did he think that was helping the situation? He ended up making things worse for everyone, including himself. In a way he was aiding the same Iranian hardliners that he has such a problem with. I can guarantee the problem there is worse now for the reformists since the clerics are probably saying "we told you so, try and make peace with the Americans and they pounce and you". Stupid stupid man. So on that note, welcome to the Dubya haters page, where we will spend our time laughing and pointing at his mistakes and his rather ugly face. In fact keep reading for some of the more interesting and pathetic things he has said during his time in office (may it be short). |
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| "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." U.S. News and World Report, April 3 2000. "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?" Florence, South Carolina, January 11 2000 "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it". Reuters, May 5 2000 "I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C. is close to California". Los Angeles Times, April 8 2000 "I understand small business growth. I was one." New York Daily News, February 19 2000 "I've changed my lifestyle somewhat, as you know. I'm less, I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people". Meet the Press, February 13 2000 "I know how hard it is for to put food on your family". Greater Nashua, New Hampshire, Chamber of Commerce, January 27 2000 "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen, and uncertainty, and potential mental losses". quoted in the Financial Times, January 14 2000 "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" responding to a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, quoted in the New York Times, October 23 1999 "Keep good relations with the Grecians". as quoted in the Economist, June 12 1999 "I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right, that's why I said no to it". South Carolina, February 14 2000 "Down in Washington they're playing with Social Security like it's some kind of government program!" NBC Nightly News "The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!" The first presidential debate "It's going to require numerous IRA agents" His view on Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, North Carolina, October 10 2000 "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" Concord, New Hampshire, January 29 2000 "It is clear our nation is reliant on big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas". Beaverton, Oregon, September 25 2000 "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as I'm the dictator". Washington D.C. during his first trip to Washington as President-Elect, December 18 2000 |
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| "We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear.I'd go out and have a couple of drinks too!" - Julia Roberts "Bush said that he looked into Putin's eyes and saw the depths of his soul. It must be an old CIA trick he learned from his dad. Either that or there's still some coke in his system". comedien Mark Russell "Overall, Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group". David Letterman. |