| 1- Don't show off your incrediable
ability of burping the whole alphabet. It's not cute.
2- No doesn't always mean no. 3- Two no's mean no. 4- Never wear socks to bed 5- Never forget a birthday, make a really big deal about it unless it's 40 or over 6- Dont buy us tools because you want some. 7- Never introduce us to an ex unless you want to be single again 8- Don't throw a hissy fit -we're the only ones who look cute doing that 9- When driving by, keep yer tongue in your mouth, but feel free to honk 10- When you want some and we don't, that's a settle. When we want some, you better give it to us. 11- Don't spend more time with your guy friends then with me, cause they'll believe me if I tell them you're gay. 12- When I say jump, you ask how high, when you say jump, you better be talking to the dog. 13- Don't say bite me in a rage of anger, I just might do it. 14- I AM your goddess. I AM your queen. And you WILL do what I say! 15- No! 16- Check my hair before you tell blonde jokes 17- We're the only ones who can PMS. Go watch a game or something. 18- Old? Fat? Leave! 19- Diamonds make up for everything. 20- When we ask for something don't ask why, you might not like the answer. 21- We like it when you get jealous over us. 22- But don't over do it. 23- What's mine, is mine. What's yours, is mine too. 24- We see. We want. We get. You pay. 25- Don't follow us around everywhere ... no matter how much you think we like it. 26- Stalking IS illegal. 27- Don't! 28- If you're gonna make fun of our driving, don't do it in front of us. 29- Don't stop a guy from hitting on us unless he's ugly. 30- Buy us gifts for no reason, not to get laid. 31- You can buy me all the cute, kinky outfits you want...but that doesn't mean I'm going to wear them. 32- Another woman is NOT a turn on for us... in most cases 33- 'I want you. I need you. oh baby, baby.' -- it's called sarcasm. 34- If your cheating on me, don't brag about it to your friends. I assure you I CAN suck it out of them. 35- Don't offer help. We're not retards. 36- If we look like we need help. HELP, you idiot. 37- Alone time means NO making out. 38- If *we* wanna make out, you're alone time is over. 39- Don't come home earlier from work. We have 'appointments' too. 40- Don't think you're unreplaceable, we have vibrators. 41- Don't stop moving until *we* hit it. 42- Just because you enjoyed it doesn't mean we did too. 43- If you fall asleep after, don't expect to wake up with us. 44- We don't know anything of politics. But don't tell us that! 45- Don't sing to us unless you actually CAN. 46- My way or da high way! 47- Never play us. We know when you do, and we will get you back. 48- If you don't shave, don't expect us to. 49- If I ask you what you want for christmas or your birthday and you say 'nothing' then that's EXACTLY what you'll get. 50- If you told me what you want already and I'm asking again I have obviously forgotten. Stop being difficult. |
