Quick, before the cops find out!!!
As the red mist cleared from my eyes, I realized that I needed to cover up what I had done.
My sight still blurry from the rage, I still knew I had to work quickly.
After the cover up was complete I realized that my vision was not blurry from rage, I just dropped my glasses.
Unfortunately, when the cops showed up to check on all the screaming, I had failed to get rid of a give away piece of evidence...
I walked outside a few days later and found these hairy piles of moldy pumpkin.  Guess the raccoons were not as interested as I thought.
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