Matchmaker from hell pt.1

By: Firefly

Note: This has been itching to get out of my head and onto fanfiction.net. Don’t worry drama/horror/suspense fans. I will be writing a fic really soon. I just need time to think about it. Anyway about this fic, what would happen if Cupid went on vacation and left a certain pixie in charge? Read and find out. Oh and please review. Thanx.

Matchmaker from hell

Cupid groaned with frustration as he stared at all the people on his huge list of love.

“So many lovebirds, so little time…” He said shaking his head. “I need a vacation.” He muttered as he picked up his bow and arrow. A small pixie suddenly appeared out of nowhere and zipped around Cupid.

“Hi ya matchmaker!” Squeaked the annoying and mischievous pixie.

“I think you do need a vacation! Say.. I got an idea! How ‘bout you leave me your job and take a nice long trip! I’ll have it all under control!” It said as it flew around him in circles. Cupid rested his elbow on a cloud and cocked a golden yellow eyebrow.

“You? HA! I’d rather worship the devil! You are not worthy! Your just a senseless pixie!” The pixie flew up to his face and pinched Cupid’s chubby and rosy cheeks.

“Oh come on! You need a break! Lemme handle it pretty, pretty, pretty PLEASE!?” It begged. Cupid sighed.

“Fine, but if you mess up, I’ll have your head on a platter!” He warned as he left his bow and arrow and took off.

The pixie grinned mischievously as Cupid disappeared into the clouds.

“Heh heh… time for a little fun…” It said rubbing it’s hands.

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“THAT’S IT VEGETA! GET OUT!!!!” Bulma screamed pointing to the door her face flushed red from anger. Vegeta glared at her intensely as he clenched his fists at his sides trying to suppress his anger. They had just had another one of their many arguments but this was one of the worst one’s that they had ever had.

“FINE!” Vegeta snapped as he threw the door open and stomped out slamming it in the process breaking it off it’s hinges. Bulma grit her teeth in fury. ‘How dare he!?!’ She thought furiously.

She ran to the phone and called whom she did every time she needed comfort. Yamcha.

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Goku ducked and yelped as ChiChi continued throwing plates and glasses at him.

“ChiChi! Please stop this! What did I do!?!” Goku yelped as he ducked again.

ChiChi, who was absolutely furious continued throwing whatever she got her hands on.

“WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!” She shrieked as she threw a candlestick. It broke off against Goku’s thick head not even fazing him.

ChiChi stopped throwing things and stood there her breath coming out in gasps.

“You… swallowed… my… wedding ring…” ChiChi whispered her voice laced with venom.

“I-it was an a-accident C-ChiChi…” Goku whimpered as he stood backed up against the wall.

“An accident!?!” ChiChi raved. “You idiot! It was right there on the counter and you swiped it along with all the croissants!” ChiChi screamed.

“B-but ChiChi! Can’t you get another o-one?” He asked innocently.

Something in ChiChi’s eyes seemed to snap.

Goku screamed as ChiChi booted him out of the house. He landed on his butt and skidded a few feet before stopping.

“Ow…” Goku got up and stared at ChiChi through the window with big puppy dog eyes.

ChiChi shot him a death glare and closed the blinds.

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The pixie hummed as it flew through the sky. It suddenly spotted a huge dome shaped home.

“Capsule Corporation. “ It read from the sign.

“Heh heh… perfect.” It grinned as it swooped down. Bulma threw open the door to see Yamcha standing there. She ushered him in. “Oh Yamcha! We had another fight! He’s always so stubborn!” She cried as Yamcha flinched.

“It’s okay Bulma, I bet he’ll come crawling back apologizing later. How could anyone leave you?” Yamcha said reassuringly with a hint of sadness in his voice.

Bulma smiled at him as she wiped the tears away from her eyes.

“Thanks Yamcha… why can’t Vegeta be more like you?”

“Ummm… ‘cause he’s a prince?” Yamcha said jokingly. Bulma grinned and burst out laughing.

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The pixie peeked from behind the door and saw it’s victims. It giggled mischievously and took aim with the bow and arrow.

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Bulma’s laugh was suddenly caught off when she felt a small ping in her backside. She looked around in confusion.

“What is it Bulma?” Yamcha asked.

Bulma shrugged and turned around. “I don’t know…” She trailed off as she set her eyes on Yamcha. Yamcha narrowed his eyes in confusion and nervousness as Bulma eyed him with a look of desire in her eyes.

“B-Bulma? Are you okay?” He stammered as he took a step back.

Bulma continued to gaze at him lovingly as she took a step forward.

“Never felt better…” She murmured. Yamcha suddenly felt something pinch his back slightly. He looked behind him to see nothing. He turned around to see Bulma right in his face. He froze for a second and then blinked.

“Bulma… did I tell how pretty you looked today?” Yamcha mumbled, his voice dripping with honey. Bulma batted her lashes at him and giggled.

“Oh Yamcha… I was an idiot to leave you…” She whispered.

“I was a moron for not being a better boyfriend…” Yamcha murmured.

“I love you!” They both blurted out before throwing each other in their arms hugging. The pixie fell back in the air giggling like mad at it’s work. ‘Oh I’m gonna have so much fun with this!’ It thought happily.

Vegeta suddenly opened the door and froze at what he saw.

Bulma and Yamcha were completely enveloped in each other. Vegeta opened his mouth in utter shock.

Bulma suddenly caught sight of Vegeta and slightly pulled herself away from Yamcha.

“Vegeta.” She said coldly.

“Yamcha and I are getting back together, I don’t need you. You were always such a basterd but now I’m leaving you for good. Goodbye.” She said as she and Yamcha gave him icy glares.

Vegeta just stared, in stunned silence.

The pixie glanced from behind it’s hiding spot. It suddenly felt guilty.

‘Oh no! What have I done? Humph! Oh well! I’ll get him someone else!’ It thought in sympathy for Vegeta. Bulma and Yamcha continued to glare at Vegeta.

Vegeta slowly turned around and walked out without a word.

The pixie flew out the window and started after him.

It stayed right behind him. Vegeta stared at the ground in numb shock as he continued walking oblivious to anything around him.

‘How could she…?’ He thought as he stopped nearly causing the pixie to bump into him.

He suddenly grit his teeth and screamed turning super saiyan. The pixie was thrown back from his sudden out burst but it managed to retain itself.

Energy bolts crackled around Vegeta as he shook with fury.

“HOW COULD SHE!?!?” He screamed as another wave of energy erupted from him nearly frying the small pixie. With sudden speed Vegeta took off leaving the pixie there to eat his dust. The pixie coughed and took off after him going as fast as it could go.

‘I’ll just take it out on Kakarot…’ Vegeta thought totally shook up with hate and anger for Bulma.

‘Uh oh…’ The pixie thought as it desperately tried to keep up with Vegeta.

‘Cupid’s not gonna like this… I better fix it…’

Vegeta landed in front of Goku’s house. He walked up to the door and fell out of super saiyan. Not wanting to hear ChiChi yell at him he knocked for once instead of barging in like he usually did.

The pixie landed behind him breathlessly. “Must… fix.. problem…” It gasped as it took aim. Vegeta flinched when he suddenly felt something pinch him in the back. He turned around and saw nothing. ChiChi walked towards the door. “If that’s Goku I swear I’ll…” She mumbled under her breath as she opened the door. Vegeta heard the door open behind him and he turned around with a scowl on his face.

“Where the hell is Kakarot…” He trailed off as he uncrossed his arms and his scowl faded. ChiChi narrowed her eyes at him in confusion as Vegeta just stared at her.

“He’s not here, if you want him go find him your self!” She snapped.

Vegeta blinked as a strange feeling washed over him.

ChiChi frowned at him. “What’s wrong with you?” She questioned with her hands on her hips.

“I… don’t know…” He murmured as he gazed at her.

ChiChi’s eyes widened as she took a step backwards.

The pixie watched in triumph. ‘HA! There, I fixed that problem. Now I just have to fix her.’ It thought as it glanced at ChiChi.

“V-Vegeta? Are you sick? Did Bulma do something?” ChiChi stammered as Vegeta continued staring at her. “It’s Bulma isn’t it?”

“Forget about Bulma…” He murmured as he took a step forward.

ChiChi took a step back her eyes widening with anxiety. ‘ There is something very weird going on around here…’ ChiChi thought.

ChiChi backed up against the door her eyes wide. Vegeta took another step forward and was now face to face with ChiChi.

ChiChi grinned at him sheepishly and nervously.

“Well look at that!” She said in mock surprise. “I’ve backed up right into the door! How silly of me!” She said nervously.

‘Shoot!’ The pixie thought as it tried to aim for ChiChi. ‘I can’t get her!’

“W-why don’t you come in?” ChiChi stammered. “Come sit on the couch and I’ll bring you some tea!” ChiChi slid away from the door and ran into the kitchen. A sudden smile came to Vegeta’s lips as he went after her.

The pixie shrieked. “Oh no! I have to go after her!” It squeaked as it took off into the house after them. The kettle clattered out of ChiChi’s hands as she tried to keep herself from panicking.

‘I know!’ She thought. ‘He probably has amnesia!’ ChiChi shook her head getting rid of the absurd idea. She turned to get the tea bags and nearly yelped.

Vegeta stood there with the packet of tea bags in his hand.

ChiChi once again grinned nervously.

“Er… um… can I have that please?” ChiChi squeaked wondering how he got in without her noticing.

Vegeta walked right up to her causing ChiChi to back up against the fridge with that nervous smile still on her face. He threw the tea bags aside as he stopped directly in front of ChiChi.

ChiChi’s eyes followed the package in panic. She slowly looked up at Vegeta with a quivering smile. She was starting to become a little freaked at the way he was looking at her. His eyes were full of lust and desire.

“W-would you prefer c-coffee?” ChiChi said shakily.

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Note: Heh heh… sorry if its so short. I need some ideas from you guys for the next part. Does it suck? Is it good? Please review and tell me. The next part will be posted up tomorrow. Thanx.