Matchmaker from hell pt.4

By: Firefly

Note: *sighs* I’m sorry this is so late. I seem to be suffering from a mild case of writers block.

But it’s over now! Holy Shit! I forgot to say! This is my huge announcement! *Grins evilly* I, firefly, have decided to write a spine tingling, horrifying, bone chilling, disgusting, suspenseful and one helluva sequel to PSYCHO!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!! I’M SO EXCITED!!!! *Ahem* Sorry. Please read and review this fic first. Thanx. *Ooooohhh I’m so excited! *

Matchmaker from hell pt.4

Vegeta blinked at ChiChi in numb shock.

“W-what…?” He whispered not believing what she had just said.

“I said I love you.” ChiChi said quietly.

“B-but… Kakarot…”

ChiChi’s eyes became watery.

“I-I didn’t mean what I said back there… I guess I don’t love him anymore…”

Vegeta stood up and looked ChiChi straight in the eyes. “Do you mean that?”

ChiChi’s head snapped up. “Do you think I’d lie about something… something like t-this…?” She asked shrilly as tears came to the corners of her eyes.

Vegeta immediately wore a look of regret as a single tear spilled over ChiChi’s cheek.

“He was hardly there… I loved him… with all my heart… all my heart.” ChiChi whispered as another tear spilled over her face. “I guess it was never meant to be… I was a silly girl back then, I believed that dreams would come true…”

Vegeta could feel a sharp pang at his heart. ‘What is this strange feeling…?’ He thought silently as he brought a gloved hand to his chest.

The small pixie flew outside gasping at what it saw. ‘Oh great… now she’s sad…’ It thought sullenly. ‘They’ll find their way to each other…’ It thought finally. It puffed out its chest crossed its small arms. “I still have a job to do.” It said as it flew off.

Vegeta narrowed his eyes in anger and clenched his fist tightly as the sound of his aching heart thudded in his ears. ‘T-this feeling is making me weak…this can’t happen…’

He glared at his fist angrily. ‘NO! I can’t be weak! I have to get over this… love…’

He looked up at ChiChi who was crying silently.

“I’m leaving.” He said bluntly as he felt a sudden pain clench at his heart.

ChiChi snapped her head up as tears glittered on her shocked face. “W-what…?” She asked almost inaudible to the Saiyan’s ears.

Vegeta’s eyes stung with unshed tears. He turned away as a bitter tear trailed down his face. “I’m leaving.” He said a little more hoarsely and forcefully.

“You… you can’t leave me!” ChiChi cried. ‘Don’t make this harder…’ His mind begged as he squeezed his eyes shut.

“You can’t leave… I need you.” ChiChi whispered with hurt as new tears made their way down her already wet face. Vegeta froze. The words new to his ears.

‘I was never needed for anything but killing…’ He thought numbly.

‘I’ll never be needed.’

Vegeta turned his head slightly to the right so he could see ChiChi from the corner of eye. “Goodbye.”

ChiChi stood there her face broken in a mask of silent shock as he took off without looking back. ‘It’s not worth it anymore…’ ChiChi thought silently as her tears stopped flowing and as she made her way to her house.

‘Nothing’s worth it anymore…’

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The pixie flew across the sky humming to itself. It suddenly spotted a small person who looked very much like a mime. “Heh heh… here we go.” It said mischievously. Chow-su wandered around the woods looking for Goku who had fled from the enraged Piccolo. He jumped slightly when he felt a small ping in his backside. He whipped around and got into a fighting stance.

“Huh? Hmmm… nobody there.” He thought as he shrugged and continued walking.

The pixie giggled insanely to itself as it took off in search for someone else.

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Goku stopped at a pond breathlessly and tried to catch his breath as he fell to his hands and knees.

“Must… get away… from Piccolo!” He panted. The pixie flew through the woods when it suddenly spotted a tall man in an orange outfit getting up. “This is too perfect.” It thought as it took aim.

Goku’s eyes widened when he suddenly felt a small ping in his butt. He looked around cluelessly.

“Darn bugs!” He said he examined his surroundings. Goku’s eyes suddenly shone like a child’s and he squealed. “Yummy! Look at that apple!” Goku exclaimed as he spotted shiny red apple hanging from a tree. He walked over to it and reached out plucking it from the tree branch. He shined it on his gi and looked at it. His reflection looked back grinning. Goku’s grin suddenly faded as he gazed at his reflection in the apple’s shiny red skin. “Your perdy…” He mumbled not so intelligently.

The pixie smacked its hand against its fore head shaking it’s head as it giggled and flew off again.

Goku sat on the ground as he continued to gaze at his reflection in the apple. He touched it gingerly.

“Did I say you were very perdy…?” Goku said again.

“Why won’t you answer me?” He asked the apple. “Oh I get it! Your shy! Don’t worry-um…what’s your name?” Goku asked. The apple didn’t say anything.

“What’s that?” He asked as he placed his ear against the ear. “You don’t have a name?”

“That’s okay! I’ll give you a name, I’ll call you…” Goku put his finger to his chin as if he were in deep thought. (Yeah right…) “I know!” Goku exclaimed. “I’ll call you Lucy!”

“What’s that?” Goku asked again as he put his ear to the apple again. When he pulled back he was grinning and blushing. “I know…I love you too.”

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Chow-su walked around when he suddenly heard Piccolo’s scream of rage.

“GOKU!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?! COME OUT SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!” Piccolo screamed as he charged through the woods. Chow-su saw as he made his way through the bushes.

“Hi Piccolo! What’s…going…on…?” Chow-su trailed off as he his eyes fell upon Piccolo’s face.

Piccolo got a hold of himself and glanced at Chow-su for a second before turning away again. Piccolo suddenly tensed as he felt a pair of eyes boring into his back. Piccolo turned around slowly.

Chow-su was staring at him… in a very disturbing way.

Piccolo almost shrieked at Chow-su’s facial expression. It was the look Goku gave to a huge turkey on Thanksgiving.

“Chow-su…?” Piccolo asked a little hoarsely. “Have you seen Goku around here anywhere?”

“No…” Chow-su said with a seductive edge to his voice. Piccolo’s sanity almost took a dive off a cliff to a bottomless pit. He took a step back.

“Did I say how good that tux looks on you?” Chow-su asked batting his eyes.

Piccolo shrieked like a schoolgirl and ran for dear life. Chow-su ‘hmphed’ and put his hands on his hips. “Oh Piccolo…” He said in a singsong voice as he skipped after him.

“Come out, come out, wherever you are…” Piccolo was so freaked out that he forgot he could fly. He looked back too see if Chow-su was pursuing him. He sighed with relief. He turned around and his face slammed directly into a tree branch. Piccolo fell to the ground as his vision danced before his eyes. Piccolo squeezed his eyes shut and then opened them to see Chow-su hunched over him. Chow-su put his little hand on Piccolo’s knee.

“You shouldn’t worry me like that ya know? I love you too much.” Chow-su giggled. Piccolo’s pupils narrowed to the size of dots.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo screamed giving three of the woodland animals a heart attack.

Piccolo jumped to his feet and ran as fast as he could.

He could sense Chow-su running after him. “Piccolo!!! Wait! Don’t you like me anymore!”?

Chow-su sang as he continued to chase him.

“GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GAYWAD!!!!” Piccolo screamed again as he ran out of the woods and took off towards the other side.

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Vegeta sat at the edge of an enormous cliff as he stared off into space.

His mind felt numb, he felt sick to his stomach, and his heart ached vigorously. ‘Damn me and my whole life…’ He thought as he crushed a rock in his fist. The familiar pain in his chest returned as he thought of ChiChi’s words. ‘“Don’t leave me…I need you…’”

The sting in his eyes returned but he blinked it away refusing to shed the tears that threatened to trail down his face. Vegeta suddenly gasped as his head snapped up. Something was wrong. He could feel it. “What have I done…?” He whispered. Vegeta jumped to his feet and with a burst of speed he took off towards his archenemy’s home.

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“Then do you know what happened Lucy? I landed on planet Yadrat!” Goku exclaimed to the apple. He brought it to his ear again and then giggled. “Thanks Lucy, Gohan thinks I’m brave too.”

Goku suddenly yelped when he heard Piccolo’s scream.

“On no! We gotta hide Lucy! It’s Piccolo!” Goku held the apple close to his chest and started to run. He wasn’t watching where he was going and slammed right into Krillan and Gohan.

“Oof!” They all cried out. Krillan stumbled backwards and blinked.

“Goku! Where’s Piccolo?” Krillan exclaimed.

Gohan glanced at the apple and his mouth dropped open. He grabbed Krillan and whispered something in Krillan’s ear. Krillan’s eyes widened.

“Um dad… how come your not eating that apple?” Gohan asked a little nervously.

Goku’s eyes widened with horror as he clutched the apple to his chest protectively.

“WHAT!? EAT LUCY!? I COULD NEVER DO THAT!!!” Goku screamed.

Krillan and Gohan exchanged looks. “Uh Goku… its just a normal apple.”

Goku’s bottom lip trembled. “Just an apple? JUST AN APPLE?! THIS ISN’T AN APPLE! IT’S LUCY!!!” Gohan took a step back now frightened of his father’s behavior.

“D-dad? Are you feeling all right?” Goku nodded his grin returning. “Of course I am! In fact, I’ve never felt better! I love Lucy and Lucy loves me! What more could I want?”

Krillan was starting to get worried. “But Goku,” He said playing along. “What about ChiChi? And her wedding ring?” Goku looked up at Krillan expressionless. “ChiChi? I don’t like ChiChi anymore.” Krillan’s jaw hit the floor and Gohan stared in shock. “D-dad? You don’t love mom anymore?” Goku nodded with a grin on his face. “Sure I’ll Be ChiChi’s friend but I don’t wanna love her anymore. I love Lucy! I’m sure she’ll understand.”

“Y-your kidding right? Right!?” Krillan asked shrilly. Goku looked up confused.

“Why would I wanna do that?”

“Dad!” Gohan yelled now angry. “Snap out of it! It’s just a stupid apple!”

Krillan looked at Gohan in surprise. Goku blinked and Gohan’s angry face faltered when he saw tears come to Goku’s eyes. He sniffed and wiped his eyes angrily.

“Fine!” He said sadly. “I’ll just leave so I can be alone with Lucy!” Goku took off without looking back. Krillan’s eyes widened as he glanced at Gohan. The young warrior looked as bewildered as he did. “Gohan… I think something really weird is going on around here.”

Gohan nodded solemnly.

“Very weird.”

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Note: Now that was unexpected eh? What’s going to happen to ChiChi and Vegeta? Will Piccolo be able to escape the now love drugged Chow-su? Will Krillan and Gohan be able to convince Goku that Lucy is nothing but a fruit? Gee I sound like that stupid announcer gut from the show… *ahem* Anyway please review now that you have read and tell me what you think about Psycho, the sequal. Thanx.