Matchmaker from hell pt.7
By: Firefly
Note: *frowns* my damn pics didn’t work! Anyway if you wanna see them I’ve listed the addresses all the way at the bottom. Tell me if you like ‘em. They don’t belong to me and neither do the characters in any of my stories…so please don’t sue. Anyway… I’m sorry that this is so late. I’ve been incredibly busy lately…
My mom bothering me about helping my bro for his stupid homework…peer pressure…my cousin bitchin’ me to see a guidance councilor or even a psychiatrist…
Oh well! Here’s part seven. Please review. Enjoy!
Matchmaker from hell pt.7
Gohan’s eyes widened with shock as Goku burst through the door. His eyes blood red and several veins popping above his skin. Energy bolts crackled around him as he breathed deeply with that insane grin still plastered over his sweaty face, his clothes and hair dirty and out of control, giving him a positively evil and crazy look.
Everyone else screamed including the terrified Piccolo.
Goku lowered his head slightly as his fists clenched tightly at his sides. His grin got wider as his blazing red eyes narrowed evilly giving him a truly evil look. (Think Majin Vegeta.) “Dad…?” Gohan whimpered.
Goku’s eyes widened for a second and the energy bolts stopped crackling a bit. Gohan and everyone else almost sighed in relief when Goku suddenly jumped right in front of them.
“BOO!!!” Goku screamed with his hands waving crazily around.
Bulma shrieked and the rest followed suit as they ran around Goku and scrambled into the hall. Krillan, Yamcha, Bulma, Gohan and even Piccolo scrambled through the hall screaming.
Goku stood in the room and ever so slowly turned around facing the doorway and listening to the fading hysteric screams of the others. His mouth twisted into a lop-sided grin as he cocked his head to one side licking his lips.
He started to sing softly as he slowly hovered off the ground and floated after them.
“Mary had a little lamb…little lamb…little lamb, Mary had a little lamb who’s flesh was red as blood…” Goku sang as he hovered into the hallway.
Gohan skidded into another hallway and spotted a door. Whipping it open he and everyone else pushed and shoved to get in. It was a small closet and could barely hold all five of them as Gohan tried to close the door. He finally squeezed it shut and locked it from the inside leaving them all in total darkness.
Yamcha: “Hey! Quit shoving you guys!”
Krillan: *Oof!* “Bulma get your butt outta my face!”
Gohan: *flat voice* “That’s me.”
Krillan: “Oh Kami…help!”
Bulma: *giggles* “Ooooh! Yamcha! Not in here!”
Yamcha: “That’s not me!”
Bulma: “Then who…? HEY! HANDS OFF GREEN MAN!”
Piccolo: “I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!”
Gohan: “Stop being such a pussy Piccolo!”
Bulma: *gasps* “Gohan! What would your mother say if she heard that!”
Gohan: *mumbles* “Sorry…HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!? BULMA YOU FREAKIN’ HO! QUIT FONDLING MY ASS!”
Bulma: “Gohan!”
Gohan: “Oops…”
Krillan: “Can’t…breath….”
Yamcha: “Bulma! Where are you!?”
Bulma: “Right here Yamcha! Dammit Piccolo get off me!!!”
Piccolo: *starts crying*
Yamcha: “Geez Piccolo….you really are a pussy.”
Piccolo: “BUT I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!”
Krillan: “Gohan! Quit poking me!”
Gohan: “……that isn’t me…”
Everyone freezes and there’s no sound except for Piccolo crying and shallow breathing.
Gohan reaches out when he suddenly comes face to face with a grinning Goku.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
He screams. Yamcha blows the door down and they all stumble out and start running.
“Piccolo! Get the HELL OFFA ME!” Bulma shrieked as she ran down the hall with him clinging to her.
“I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!”
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ChiChi pulled back from Vegeta and smiled slightly at him.
“Thank you.” She said. Vegeta looks surprised for a moment.
“What for?” ChiChi rolled her eyes and punched him playfully. “For saving my life you dope!”
Vegeta frowned. “You dare to call me a dope!?” He yelled.
ChiChi started to giggle madly at his expression. “Come on Veggie! Come downstairs and I’ll cook you something!” Vegeta’s eyes widened with shock.
“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!”
ChiChi just shook her head and stood up still giggling.
Vegeta couldn’t help but smirk as he got up and faced ChiChi.
ChiChi’s giggling slowly faded as she looked at Vegeta. She unconsciously came forward and wrapped her hands around his neck and tilted her head towards him. Vegeta blinked in shock as ChiChi brushed her lips against his and pulled back smiling. Vegeta just gaped at her as she slowly made her way downstairs. He swayed a bit but shook his head and followed her with a ‘Goku type’ grin stuck to his face.
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“THIS WAY!!!” Bulma screamed as they turned left through the zigzagging hallways.
They ran into a lab and slammed the 2-foot thick titanium door shut and bolted all the locks.
Piccolo whimpered and buried his face in Bulma’s neck as he clung to her. Bulma glared at Piccolo.
“WILL YOU GET OFF ME!?!” She shrieked furiously. Krillan flew forward and clamped his hand over Bulma’s mouth. “Shhh!!! Bulma! Don’t make any noise!” Krillan hissed. Krillan let go as she calmed down a bit and turned around to see the others. Yamcha looked petrified and Gohan just looked stunned. Bulma looked down at the grief stricken Piccolo sympathetically and patted him on his back. “Kami…what the HELL is going on…?” Yamcha whispered as he slumped against the wall.
Krillan sighed in wonder. “I wish I knew! There’s something seriously wrong with Goku you guys! This just isn’t him! It’s…no! Even Vegeta wouldn’t even go this far!” Krillan proclaimed.
Yamcha and Bulma shot him glares at the use of the Saiyan’s name.
“Wait you guys…” Gohan said when Bulma abruptly cut him off.
“Quiet you brat! We’re having enough trouble right now and we don’t need YOU to whine about it even more!” She snapped.
Everyone blinked in surprise except Piccolo, who was crying pathetically into Bulma’s shirt. Krillan looked at Gohan sheepishly. Gohan’s surprised look suddenly changed into a look of anger.
“You’re such a bitch you know!” He snapped back shocking everyone. Especially Bulma who had never been spoken to like that before.
“Why I never…” She whispered menacingly.
Gohan glared and gave her the finger before stalking off to the other side of the lab.
“Hey! Wait just a minute!” Yamcha exclaimed angrily. “You can’t talk to Bulma like that!”
Gohan glared at Yamcha. “Yeah! And she’s allowed to say those things to us huh?!” He snapped. Krillan stood in the middle looking back and forth desperately.
“Guys! Guys! We can’t fight right now! Goku has gone nuts and is on the loose somewhere in this house! And if you ask me, your all being childish! This is Goku we’re talking about! The strongest person on Earth! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S CAPABLE OF!?!” Krillan shrieked now completely panic stricken. Bulma, Yamcha and Gohan blinked at him in surprise.
Bulma suddenly frowned. “Who do you think you are calling ME childish!?” She said venomously. Krillan put his head in his hands and groaned.
“See I told you she was a bitch!” Gohan shouted from the other side of the lab.
Piccolo continued to hold Bulma in a death grip as he whimpered pathetically.
Bulma clenched her fists at her sides and her face turned beat red.
“I swear…you are going to be so sorry…” She hissed.
Gohan suddenly smirked looking frighteningly like Vegeta. He walked casually up to Bulma and looked her right in the face. “You do realize…that I can kill you.” Gohan said simply.
By the look on her face anyone could tell that she was now scared out of her wits.
“Y-you can’t hurt me! Yamcha will protect me!” She said shakily.
Gohan’s smirk grew wider.
“Actually Bulma…” Yamcha squeaked from behind her. “Krillan and Gohan are WAY stronger than I am…” Bulma grinned sheepishly at Gohan.
“S-sorry…” She said sounding scared out of here wits.
Gohan smirked again. “Good.”
He walked back to Krillan who just stood there gaping. “Krillan and Yamcha might take all that shit from you, but I won’t.” He said coldly. He glanced at Krillan and suddenly smiled cheerfully.
He came over and whispered in his ear.
“Piccolo taught me how to do that! Neat eh?” Gohan whispered.
Krillan chuckled and shook his head. “Good thing too! I thought you had changed for real!”
Krillan said a little shakily. Gohan’s just grinned mysteriously and turned around.
Krillan sighed. “Piccolo? What’s wrong with you? You’ve been hanging off of Bulma the whole time! Did that encounter with Chow-su damage you mentally?” Piccolo yelped at Chow-su’s name and started to cry again as he hugged Bulma and cried all over her shirt. Bulma gave him a sympathetic look and started to comfort him hastily.
“W-wait! D-do you guys…hear something…?” Yamcha whispered obviously frightened.
Everyone went silent and a few seconds later, they heard it.
Someone was singing softly outside the door and was apparently getting closer. Piccolo whimpered and Krillan’s eyes widened as the soft singing became clearer.
“The itsy bitsy spiders went up the water spout…down came Goku and wiped them all out…out came the sun and dried up all the blood…” It trailed of as soon as it came to the door.
A soft knock was heard. Piccolo yelped and practically squeezed the air out of Bulma’s lungs.
“W-who’s there?” Gohan said hoarsely.
No answer. Gohan took a step forward.
“Who’s there!?” He yelled a bit more confident.
He, and everyone else froze when they heard a whispered response.
“It’s daddy Gohan…now open the door…daddy’s here…”
“Oh my God!” Yamcha said hysterically. “I think I’m gonna pass out!”
“G-Goku…?” Krillan whimpered.
“Open the door Gohan.” Goku whispered a little more forcefully.
Gohan swallowed nervously. “D-dad? If I do…you have to promise not to hurt any of us…just tell us what’s wrong…”
Silence.
“D-dad?” Gohan said fearfully.
“Gohan…” It was clear that Goku had no patience left. “Open the door for your daddy…NOW.”
Gohan gulped as his hands shook. “I’m s-sorry dad…but I can’t unless I know that you won’t hurt any of us…”
Once again there was silence.
“G-Goku…?” Yamcha and Krillan said shakily.
“OPEN THE DAMN DOOR GOHAN!!!! OPEN IT NOW!!!”
Gohan leapt back as Goku started to pound on the door. It was starting to dent pretty quickly. “Dad! STOP!!!” Gohan yelled.
“OPEN THE DOOR!!! I’M YOUR FATHER!!! DO AS I SAY!!!!” Came the screaming response.
“Y-you’re not my dad…” Gohan whispered.
A scream of rage could be heard from miles around as Goku kicked mercilessly at the door. The visible dents got bigger and bigger as Goku continued to scream and pound at the door.
“DUCK!!!” Krillan screamed as Goku blew the door down.
Goku stood in the midst of the smoke, his hair flying freely and his eyes held a completely rabid and insane look. Several veins erupted over his skin and his breathing was hard and fast.
Energy bolts erupted off his body and the air seemed to get heavier.
Bulma screamed and Krillan yelped.
Gohan sat on his floor to scared to move.
Goku approached rapidly and heaved Gohan off his feet.
“WHY CAN’T YOU BE A GOOD BOY AND DO WHAT YOUR FATHER TELLS YOU GOHAN !?!?!?!?!” Goku screamed sounding crazy and furious at the same time.
Gohan just stared wide-eyed as he hung four feet off the ground.
“WHERE IS THE DRAGON BALL LOCATER!?!?!” Goku raved dropping Gohan to the floor.
“It’s on the desk!” Bulma shrieked completely terrified. Yamcha and Krillan just stared wide-eyed and Piccolo was doing what he was doing for the past twenty minutes. He cried.
Goku whipped around causing a wave of energy to erupt from him and knock everything over in it’s path. He approached the desk and saw it.
At happened so fast that everyone just stared in stunned silence.
Goku’s eyes went back to normal and so did his hair. His veins settled back to where they were supposed to be and the destructive energy waves stopped immediately. Goku picked it up and turned around giving his famous ‘happy-go-lucky’ smile to everyone as if nothing had happened.
“Gee! Thanks Bulma! See you!” He said cheerfully as he walked over the pile of rubble and left leaving a path of destruction behind him.
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Note: Please tell me how that was! I would really appreciate it. The more reviews I’ll get the faster I’ll post up the next chapter. And I need a little help on what I should do next. Tell me in your reviews or just e-mail me at Thanx. Anyway here are the addresses for the veggie and 18 pics. Tell me if you like ‘em.
18 is punching vegeta… Chris.a1com.net/~vegeta/images/18_17.jpg
18 is breaking veggie’s arm… Chris.a1com.net/~vegeta/images/18_18.jpg
18 fighting veggie… Chris.a1com.net/~vegeta/images/18_9.jpg
Here are my personnel faves… 18 fighting veggie…again… Members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/scan_5.jpg
18 head butting veggie… Members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/scan_8.jpg
(My fave…gee is she grabbing his hair..?) 18 kneeing veggie… members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/scan_12.jpg
18 gut checking veggie… members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/scan_10.jpg
18 playing baseball with veggie… members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/scan_21.jpg
18 grabbing veggie’s foot… members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/scan_20.jpg
(*giggles* vegeta looks…surprised to say the least! I LOVE THIS ONE!) 18 touching veggie’s chin… 18sdbzextreme.homestead.com/files/18leggrab.jpg
(Heh heh…I seriously don’t know WHAT is going on here…tell me WHAT you think…) 18 and veggie…hugging…? Members.nbci.com/chibi_angie/shrine/me_scan3.jpg
Well that’s it. Tell me if you like ‘em.