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(Oh! I forgot. This is the computer answering cuz Soph is off going crazy and the answering machine is out to lunch.I think I'll leave some strange guy in glasses and his weird history here for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!)
My Background
I was born in a small town in So. Cali called La Palma.
And, before we go any further, just in case (not that I'm looking to get hired,
but - just in case you ARE my big break), here's my resume. Here's an
updated one.
My Interests
I guess that the best - and fastest - way to really get to know me
is by discovering what I like. So here goes . . .
I love to smell the roses, ski,and travel.
I adore movies - especially classic film noir. My favorites?
I'm an avid reader. Favoritebooks?
My Personal Records
This is a photographic retrospective of my life to date - a mere 21 years - as well as
some samples from my upcoming life.
Links to My Favorite Sites
Another way to really get to know someone - especially someone who spends
as much time on the Internet as I do - is to learn their favorite sites:
TheSimpsons: Behind the Scenes
If you want to check out my love's webpage created on a whim
a long time ago. Come take a look-see.
Dis ish another one.
BEJ - a good friend o'mine here @ UCLA!
Heather - another cool friend o'mine..
Joycelyn - Now HERE is a real film noir lover. =)
Arlene - a buddy from dorm days n' WAC Smash!
Eric S. Raymond (http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr) - A guru that is a great resource for the Open-source Revolution and other Information-Age-related info.... =)
User Friendly - a funny comic strip by Illiad, poking fun at life as a customer service rep. =D
- my college.
The Regents Scholar Society - a club for all the Regents Scholars at UCLA (past & present!).
Bioinformatics Links - stuff I use in my lab. =D
CreatingNet Sites(Because Netscape always seems to be at least one step ahead of the crowd when it comes to the Internet.)
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Something Corporate!
I'm a poet! =) See what kinda writer YOU are. =)
New quiz results!
I am truly passionate. Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.
Pesonality Disorder Test
Personally, I disagree with the Histrionic diagnosis -- it's prolly more Dependent, than Histrionic. Anyway, try it.
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Moderate |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Moderate |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Moderate |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Low |
-- Click Here To Take The Test -- | |
So they asked what kinda Disney princess I'd be. Seems my whole apt is Mulan...coinkydink or are we that alike?
Second time I took it, I'm Pocahontas.
Third time I did things I'd like to be. Turns out I wish I were Belle.
Which Disney Princess are you?
I'm a founding father!!
New quiz! New quiz!! =) Which Harry Potter Character are you?? =)
Which HP Kid Are You?
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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What's with the rooster??
Who is your Ideal Lord of the Rings (male) Mate?
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Heh. I've always liked elves. =)
Which Harry Potter Candy are you?
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Cool! Exactly what I was thinking when I took the quiz =D
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
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heh. Grover on Ecstacy. THAT's a new one.
What Is Your True Aura Colour?
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Yay! I'm a yellow!
Which carnivore are you?
this quiz was made by hypothermya
Odd, but quite accurate, methinks...
Haku, You are strong, brave and good, but you
aren't the brightest crayon in the box. You
can be easily manipulated, but luckily your
good friends keep you out of harm's way most of
the time.
Which Spirited Away Character are you?
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Interesting. Well, I don't mind. =)
You represent... desire. You sure are motivated. You have a definite knack
for getting what you want. You always put your
own interests before those of others, and you
almost always find youself being satisfied.
Though you have determination, try some
compassion. Putting others first occassionally
can get you even more satisfying relationships.
What feeling do you represent?
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Hmm. Desire, eh? I never would've pictured that, but ok. ;) Maybe it's cuz of my newfound freedom.
A GOLD Dragon Lies Beneath!
My inner dragon is the most honorable of all. I enjoy shape-shifting, humans, and the occasional crusade to save the world. I'm what you might call a Draconic Knight. Click the image to try the Inner Dragon Online Quiz for yourself.
Ooh! Gold! How cool! Golds sound like me... =)
Cool new linky thing I found!! (Quoted from 99.9 The Buzz ):
Googlism is a sort of spin-off of the trusted search engine Google. The site offers its own search field and returns "googlisms" -- brief, descriptive lines about the word or name you were searching, as culled from Google. George Bush's name produces many results, including "a tax-raising, special-interest slot machine." While not as informative as its indispensable big brother, Googlism provides a way to survey popular opinion on the Internet about any given subject. Try typing your name in to see what's said about you -- if you can handle it.
Get your Googlism here!Dating Strengths n' Weaknesses
| Dating Strengths | Dating Weaknesses |
|---|---|
| 1. Intelligence - 85.7% 2. Financial Situation - 84.6% 3. Appearance - 75% 4. Adventurousness - 75% 5. Friendliness - 68.8% | 1. Selfishness - 81.8% 2. Vanity - 50% |
| Dating Strengths Explained |
|---|
| Intelligence - Your sharp intellect is a valuable asset. Use your intelligence wisely; avoid condescension. Quiet, confident intelligence is very attractive. Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid guys who are only interested in your money. Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities. Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life. Friendliness - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene. |
| Dating Weaknesses Explained |
| Selfishness - You think too much of yourself and your needs. You must learn to put your partner first and tend to his needs. Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial. |
| Take This Dating Quiz |
| What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract Yuppies! You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul. | |
| You attract geeks! | |
| You attract artsy people! | |
| You attract models! | |
| You attract unstable people! | |
| You attract rednecks! | |
| What type of person do you attract? Quizzes for MySpace | |
Yuppies, eh?
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