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| Episode 13: Atomic Monkey Movie |
| Episode Thirteen: Atomic Monkey Movie === WHO’S LINE? PART III === Back at camp, the survivors decided to play one final round of Who’s Line. Jacob suggested a new scene. "Bad Places to host a reality television show" Andrew walked to the center. “Hello, and welcome to Survivor: Iraq! 16 players are going to be stranded on this battle field...The one who is still alive wins!” Josh S, getting some nerve, stood up. "Hee hee, Survivor : The Underwater Adventure. See if their oxygen tanks will last 40 days in an underwater journey like no other. Meat will be strapped to their bodies every 3 days, the one who gets eaten by the shark is voted out of the water!" Andrew walked to the center again, and said, “Welcome to Survivor: USA! 16 ordinary people will continue to go about their ordinary lives doing absolutely nothing out of the ordinary!” After that, they all sat around, just looking at each other. The game had, indeed, become old. === HOLLYWOOD COLLAGE === The next day, Travis walked up to camp, holding a stack of DVDs. “You all seem really bored,” he said, observing the frozen drool coming off of the survivors’ lips. “So I decided to bring some DVDs for you to watch. Of course, it‘s not going to be that easy. I’m going to show you a collage of movie scenes... you tell me which movie the scenes are from. For each movie you identify correctly, you’ll win the DVD. And as an added bonus, the first player to name the most movies correctly will win 50 JP and the coveted PAST VOTES ERASER.” A piece of paper and pencil was passed to each player. “Remember to list the movie names in alphabetical order,” Travis said as he removed a curtain from the front of the movie collage. http://www.oocities.org/sotn12maze/moviecollage Once everyone turned in their answers, Travis revealed the results: “Chris, you submitted your list first. You got 6 movies right, but missed 2 and didn’t list in alphabetical order, knocking your score down to 3 points.” CHRIS’S LIST: 8 Mile A Beautiful Mind American Wedding Italian Job X Miss Congeniality My Big Fat Greek Wedding X-Men Star Wars X (no episode designated) “Kyle, you submitted your list fourth. You got 6 movies right and none wrong for 6 points.” KYLE’S LIST: Eight Mile Finding Nemo Miss Congeniality Planet of the Apes Red Dragon Star Wars Ep2 “Aaron, you turned your list in second. You got 16 right, 3 wrong and missed the alphabetical order, bringing you to 12 points.” AARON’S LIST: American Wedding Signs 8 Mile Star Wars Episode One X Planet Of The Apes Red Dragon Miss Congeneality Pirates Of The Caribbean My Big Fat Greek Wedding Finding Nemo Chicago Terminator 3 X X-men 2 X A Beautiful Mind What Women Want Catch Me If You Can 2 Fast 2 Furious Planet of the Apes A.I “Nichole, you handed your list in 5th. You got 18 right, missed one and didn’t list in alphabetical order, so you got 16 points.” NICHOLE’S LIST: 2 Fast 2 Furious 8 Mile American Wedding Anger management X AI Beautiful Mind Bourne Identity Catch me if you can Chicago Findng Nemo Signs Minority Report Miss Congeiniality my big fat greek wedding Pirates of the Caribbean Planet of the Apes Red Dragon Star Wars Ep 2 XMen “Luke, you turned your list in third, and got all 20 correct, so you are the winner!” LUKE’S LIST: 1.2 fast 2 furious 2.8 Mile 3.AI 4.American Wedding 5.Beautiful Mind 6.Bourne Identity 7.Catch me if you can 8.Chicago 9.Finding Nemo 10.Minority Report 11.Miss Congeniality 12.My Big Fat Greek Wedding 13.Pirates of the Carribbean 14.Planet of the Apes 15.Red Dragon 16.Signs 17.Star Wars Episode II : Attack of the Clones 18.Traffic 19.What Women Want 20. X-men With that, Travis handed the 20 DVDs to Lucus and left, forcing the survivors to stay there and wonder what they were going to do with 20 DVDs and no DVD player. As the survivors tossed the DVDs around like little Frisbees, they heard a faint screech in the distance. === ATOMIC LAKE === The next day, the survivors found some ice skates and a map stuffed into their tree mail. The map led the thirteen to a frozen-over lake. Putting two and two together, they put the skates on and went onto the ice. Unfortunately for them, the ice fell through, leaving them paddling. 3 HOURS EARLIER: The evil supervillain spider monkey opened its... eye. The plane crash from Episode 16 had left him blinded on one side. He screeched with anger. He wanted revenge. After 11 installments of Survivor on the Net, he had been overworked and had been given no credit and no financial compensation. And this was a problem, because he had a wife and kids at home who were without health insurance. He forged a fake piece of tree mail, retrieved thirteen pairs of ice skates and a barrel of toxic waste from the wreckage*, and prepared to set his evil plan into action. *Why were there thirteen pairs of ice skates and a barrel of toxic waste in a plane headed to the Everglades? Um... because. BACK TO THE PRESENT: “Help!” they screamed, getting the attention of Travis, who was back at base camp wondering what he was going to do with a DVD player when he had given away all 20 of his DVDs. “Oh, no!” Travis yelled. “This could only be the work of an evil supervillain net spider monkey!” “BWA HA HA HA HA!” The monkey responded, “That is correct, my little prawn shrimp. Currently, the toxic waste is eating at your flesh! You shall never emerge from the lake alive!” “Not so fast, evil monkey!” Travis yelled. “You can do it, Survivors! First one to the shore wins immunity!” “YOUR SURVIVORS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE TOXIC WASTE UNLESS THEY CAN SPLIT ATOMS WITH THEIR FINGERS!” “WELL UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, EVERY SURVIVOR IN THE GAME IS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST!” Travis responded. “Come on, people!” Splitting atoms with one hand and avoiding drowning with the other, the survivors began to slowly make their way to the side of the lake. Adam, Andrew, Brenda, Luke, Nichole and Robin began to break into the lead, while the other survivors started to give off a green glow and turn into bizarre mutant creatures from another dimension. Robin was the first to make the mistake of turning back to look at the hideous creatures. She freaked out and began to drop back in place. The next to fall out of the lead was Brenda, followed by Adam. Soon, only Andrew, Luke and Nichole were left in the race. Suddenly, one of the tentacled mutants grabbed Andrew and Nichole by the legs, sending them back as well. A few seconds later, Lucus made his way to the edge of the lake. “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!” The evil netspider monkey yelled as it hopped back behind a mountain. Luke decided to not change the tribal leaders, making him and Brenda immune. === THE FIRST INTERESTING TRIBAL COUNCIL EVER === As the survivors gathered at the tribal council area, they realized that the choice of who to vote out had become a bit tougher, as up until now their strategy had been to systematically eliminate the inactives. Each of them voted. Travis read the votes. “Here we go,” Travis said... “CHAD . . . . ROBIN . . . . ADAM . . . . ANDREW . . . . CHAD . . . . CHAD . . . . CHAD . . . . CHAD.” “CHAD, that’s enough votes for you to be kicked out of the game. The rest will remain a mystery.” As a grimace overcame Chad’s face, Travis snuffed out his torch and said, “You are the weakest survivor. Goodbye.” === FINAL TC RESULTS X CHAD: 5 votes ADAM: 1 vote ANDREW: 1 vote ROBIN: 1 vote ???: 3 votes SELF VOTES: CHRIS - 2 LUCUS - 2 === === CHAD’S STATS: FINAL WORDS: “Well Wow. Thanks guys. I knew I was more active then half those people. So screw it. I got nothin more to say.” ed. And for being so bitter, a DVD was later forced down Chad’s throat, making him the 4th person to die in this game. JET POINTS: 62 === (((END EPISODE 13))) WRITTEN BY: TRAVIS (HOST) SPECIAL THANKS: PLAYERS WHO SENT CHALLENGE TRANSCRIPTS FOR JPs & ZEB THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO: THE MAGIC OF THE PADDLING CHALLENGE |
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| Luke: master of cinema |