Welcome to the section that has been put up because we're LAZY! In yet another attempt to gain your attention and elict a laugh, we present a collection of things that you will never hear Mewtwo and company say. Just remember, it's your fault that we have things this lame up. If you'd like to submit something, do feel free! In fact, we encourage it! Look, I'm begging now. Don't make me cry!
Mewtwo: Oh, I'm sick of world domination. I'm gonna phone Ai and see if she wants to go out for coffee.
Mew: Now Mewtwo, be good at school, dont get into any fights. I love you!
Giovanni: Ash... Join the dark side.
Ash: um...no. Too dark.
Ash: YES! I caught Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: No you didnt. I'm standing right here.
Ash: I'm so great! I caught Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Hello? I'm right here!
Ash: Oh YEAH! I got it!I got MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: Kid? are you OK? should I call a doctor?
Mewtwo: NO ONE LOVES ME! WAAAAAA!
James: I can kick your butt anyday!
Ash: If you do, would I evolve?
ahh, yes...the magical evolution boot of James.
Misty: Nurse Joy, what happens if someone who is born looking like a Joy doesnt want to be a nurse?
Nurse Joy: We have to kill them. They cannot be allowed to contaminate the gene pool.
Mewtwo: Do you think this outfit makes my hips look big?
Aitwo: Knock knock!
ChibiMewtwo: who's there?
Aitwo: Amnesia!
ChibiMewtwo: Amnesia who?
Aitwo: Oh, so you have it too?
Jessie: I WANT MY MOMMY!
Miyamoto, Ai, Chibi-Mewtwo and Chibi-Jessie in a chorus line: Hi-iiigh hopes! we've got hi-iiiiiigh hopes! High apple pie in the sky-yyyy hopes!
Mewtwo: Why does everyone hate me?? I didn't do anything to ANY of you!
Ash: Well, now that I have captured the worlds most powerful pokémon, I need to find someone to give it to. I mean, who wants a strong Pokémon?
Oh wait...He does that a lot, doesnt he?
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Mewtwo: I am so beautiful! I'm going to become the prima ballerina!
Mewtwo: Dang, I can't pick up a dime with these fingers!
Mewtwo: Are YOU talking to me? Are YOU talking to me? You wanna piece o' me?
Giovanni: Mewtwo, you better not get near me. No, don't you DARE go into that cage! ...Shoot, reverse psychology didn't work...
Mewtwo: Yeah, yeah get to the point. How tedious. I can read minds, remember?
Mewtwo: Alright, Mew. You win. But I'm better at chess
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Narrator: ...Brock's eyes widened when...
Mew: Time to re-count my movie profits. *sorts through pennies*
Mewtwo: Ooh! Do I get to sing in this movie?
Mew: Oh no... I mean ... yes, you do.
Mewtwo: Doom doom doom doom...
Mew: 0_X oh no...
Ash: Hey, Mewtwo, what if you really did take over the world?
Mewtwo: There would be a lot more Starbucks then there used to be.
(At a local McDonald's)
Manager: All you need to do is take over for the guy that's sick.
Ash: But I've never done this kind of thing before.
Manager: Don't you worry! All you do is say, "Would you like fries with that?" after they give their order. If they say yes, ask them "What size?", and if they say no, say "Thank you for coming to McDonald's!"
Ash: Would you like fries with that?
Manager: Perfect! You're a natural!
(Customer comes in)
Ash: May I take your order?
Customer: Yeah, I'll have one "large fries".
(Ash runs to Manager's office)
Ash: Quick question-
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Mewtwo: Nooooobody liiiiikes meeeeee! I'm soooooo, like, depressed! *wails*
Mew: Would you shut the @#$%&&% up? I'm tryin' t' get some @$^%$#@ sleep!
Mewtwo: Finally I have you cornered, Giovanni. You shall pay for your misdeeds toward me.
Giovanni: What are you going to do to me?
Mewtwo:....*Long silence*......*groans* DARN IT!.... I don't know....
Giovanni: If you don't know what to do to me, then why don't you let me go?
Mewtwo: *growls* Fine. Run along, peon. I shall settle our score some day.
Giovanni: *ala Homer Simpson* WOOHOO! *runs off*
This was a little e-mail greeting card I sent out to affiliates on April Fool's day...I thought it was funny...meh. as per usual, drawn by me..
