Log on | Make the barbie hotter |
Log off | Don't add any more wood |
Monitor | Keeping an eye on the barbie |
Download | Get the firewood off the ute |
Floppy disc | What you get lifting too much firewood at once |
Window | What you shut when it's cold |
Screen | What you shut in the mozzie season |
Byte | What mozzies do |
Bit | What mozzies did |
Mega byte | What Townsville mozzies do |
Chip | A bar snack |
Micro chip | What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips |
Modem | What you did to the hay fields |
Dot Matrix | Old Dan Matrix's wife |
Laptop | Where the cat sleeps |
Software | Plastic knives and forks you get at the Take Away |
Hardware | Real stainless steel knives and forks |
Mouse | What eats the grain in the shed |
Mainframe | What hold the shed up |
Web | What spiders make |
Web site | The shed or under the verandah |
Curser | The old bloke at the end of the bar who swears a lot |
Search engine | What you do when the ute won't go |
Upgrade | steep hill |
Server | The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch |
Mail server | The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch |
User | The neighbour who keeps borrowing things |
Network | When you have to repair your fishing net |
Internet | Complicated fish net repair method |
Netscape | When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net |
Online | When you get the laundry hung out |
Offline | When the pegs don't hold the washing up |
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