Welcome To The Old Spam Recipies Cookbook

09/96

Tuna noodle Spam on a roll

Ingredients:

• 25 pounds of tuna
• 3,692 noodles
• 20 cans of spam
• a very very large roll

Directions:

• Mix tuna with spam in a large bowl
• Add noodles and stir some more
• Put mixture into microwave safe bowl
• Lower it into a nuclear reactor
• Wait for mixture to start glowing
• Retrieve bowl
• Put it on the roll
• Eat it

Tips:

• Best while still glowing
• Wear proper radioactive protective gear

10/96

Mashed Spam and gravey

Ingredients:

• varies on how many people you are inviting to dinner try about 6 cans of Spam
• 1 galon of gravey

Directions:

• mash the spam
• nuke the spam
• nuke gravey
• put mashed spam on plate
• make a little volcano shape out of the mashe spam using your spoon
• add gravey
• Eat it

Tips:

• Don`t feed to pet penguins because they might get heart burn
• Goes great with some scoobie snaks

12\96

Green Eggs and Spam

Ingredients:

• green eggs
• spam

Directions:

• crack green eggs and cook how you want (scrambled, spammy side up, ect)
• Put them on a plate next to the Spam

Tips:

• Eat them in a box with a fox.

January `97

Ingredients:

• A Can Of spam
• 1 Aspirin
• 9 Advil
• 9 Extra Strength Tylenol
• 7 IB Profin

Directions:

• Put all the ingredients and mush them together in a bowl.
• Make the numbers 1997 out of the mush.
• Bake In Oven For 15-25 min. in oven at 350°F

Tips:

• Eat Them With A 2L Bottle Of Jolt.

Now Presenting The Spam Lite Recipe!!!!

New Year`s Spam(A Spam recipe for those slight hangovers)

Ingredients:

• A Can Of Spam Lite
• 1 Diet Aspirin
• 9 Diet Advils
• 9 Diet Extra Strength Tylenols
• 7 Low Fat IB Profins

Directions:

• Put all the ingredients and mush them together in a bowl.
• Make the numbers 1997 out of the mush.
• Bake In Oven For 15-25 min. in oven at 350°F

Tips:

• Eat Them With A 2L Bottle Of Diet Jolt.

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