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Life And now, for something on the lighter side... 9. I have to pray for the Armageddon. I didn't know monkeys could be attracted to humans!
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The Top Nine Reactions When Asked Out By Dave
(Because Ten would probably be a copyright infringement)
8. Can I bring my boyfriend?
7. And how much are you paying me?
6. No hablo ingles.
5. I don't believe in charity.
4. I'm sorry, did you mistake me for your computer?
3. Did I leave my "Annoy Me" sign on again?
2. Do I look like I need to perform community service???
And the number one response when being asked out by Dave...
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And now, for something on the lighter side...
9. I have to pray for the Armageddon.
I didn't know monkeys could be attracted to humans!