Welcome to yet another installment of Meowmurs Housr of Pancakes

This is a little something I put together

I have a bump on my hand.It's really small, But then again it's really tall!

Ah Yea, I know that was weak!

I have a plan to jump this girl I hate! Nerfbo and I will take her into a place where there aren't many people. Then thats where my friends come in. They will grab her by her arms and feet and drag her face down on the ground and then procede to beat her.

Ok well I will most likely NOT do this but the thought seems so nice!

THINGS EVERY PERSON SHOULD DO!!!

1. Pretend to be a G-mack Dad!

2. Steal some gum and chew it up. Then go to the 16 yr. checkout boy and tell him you were going to steal it but guilt got the better of you, and then spit the gum out in his hand!

3. Buy a cat and name him something really stupid like Chicken head face!

4. Buy lime green underwear!!!!

5. Re-do your car by putting that lovely tiger print fabric on the seats, and hang a small disco ball from the roof!

6. Tell you friend when they ask if you have money that if you had money you wouldn't give it to her and then give person you both hate!

7. DON"T DO THE ABOVE AT ALL!!!!!

I have to go now!!! Love you lots!