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Welcome to my South Park™ Homepage. South Park is one of the best shows on TV. This show is freakin' hilarious. There is no other way to put it. If you have never seen this show before, turn on your TV to Comedy Central at 10:00 PM EST and watch it!

Song Lyrics :

Click here to listen to the Opening Song.

I'm going down to South Park gonna have my self a time

Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation

Goin down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night friendly people shouting howdy neighbor !

Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind

CAUTION!!! What Kenny says is extremely perverted! Click here to read it, but read at your own risk!

Come on down to South Park & meet some friends of mine !


Cartman on Stan's dog.

Cartman making fun of Stan's dog.

Terrence and Philip at work.

Cartman having a 'Nam flashback.

Cartman on dolphins.

Cartman on rainbows.

Grandpa on Cartman's dad.


Who was the first Zombie?


Episode Listings :

Episode 101 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Cartman is abducted by aliens and is anally probed, 80 foot satellite sticks out of his ass. 9/10
Episode 102 Volcano The boys go hunting for Scuzzlebutt (Patric Duffy as a leg) and a volcano erupts. 5/10
Episode 103 Weight Gain 4000 Kathy Lee Gifford comes to South Park and Cartman wants to beef up to be on TV with her . 10/10
Episode 104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Stan's dog is gay and runs away to Big Gay Al, Brain Boitano featured in Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. . 10/10
Episode 105 Elephant Makes Love To A Pig The boys try to make a elephant the size of a pig, Stan is genetically cloned. 9/10
Episode 106 Death Stan's Grandpa tries to get him to kill him, his parents try to get a TV show taken of the air, Terrence and Philip featured. 9/10
Episode 107 Pinkeye A pinkeye epededimic spreads through South Park, Kenny dies, Comes back to life, Gets killed, Then comes back to life, Cartman dresses up as Adolf Hilter. 5/10

South Park Cast Of Characters

Kyle Kyle Broslofski - Local jewish boy, ok receiver, not too good at QB
Stan Stan Marsh - Leader of the pack, Wants to make sweet love, Cows QB, has a gay dog
Cartman Eric Cartman - "I'm not fat I'm big-boned"
Kenny Kenny McKormik- Doesn't say much, not that you can understand it, but he's vulgar nonetheless
Wendy Wendy Testeburger - Seems to like Stan, despite his vomit problem
IkeIke - Kyle's little brother
Ms. Cartman Ms. Cartman - Cartman's Mom
Chef Chef - The school, well, chef
Chef's Slut Blonde Bimbo - One of chef's little treats
Chef's Slut Brunette Bimbo - Another of chef's little treats
Uncle Jimbo Uncle Jimbo - Stan's Uncle, Loves to hunt
Ned Ned - Uncle Jimbo's war buddy and long time hunting partner
Randy the Seismologist Randy Marsh- South Park Seismologist and Stan's Father
Mayor Mrs. Mayor - South Park's melodramatic Mayor
Officer Barbrady Officer Barbrady - Apparently the only law in town
Ms. Crabtree Ms. Crabtree - The bus driver with an attitude
Mr. Garrison Mr. Garrison - School teacher, not too bright
Mr. Hat Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison's alter ego
Rabbit Bunny
Bear Rocky Mountain Black Bear, one of the few remaining of it's kind
Skuzzlebutt Scuzzlebutt - Lord of The Mountain
Black Cow Moo!
Brown Cow Moo Moo
Visitor Moo Moo Moo
Santa Claus Santa Claus, if you look close enough, you'll see him
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior - not necessarily of South Park, but he'll buy you a smoothie

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