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MISCELLANEOUS
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I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
I want everything. Do you have it??
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm
perfect.
I am built for comfort, not speed!
I'm in shape. Round's a shape isn't it?
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute
of it.
I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met.
I'm the best there is, but I'm not available.
I hate coffee. It keeps me awake at work.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I'm not a schizophrenic.And neither am I.
I'm not as think as you confused I am.
I am the bad thing that happens to good people.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
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May Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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This is very clever
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh
uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr
the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt
tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and
you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs
is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it
slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
ceehiro.
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