Hmm, I Wonder

 
CAUTION: before one ponders, they should ask themselves the following. Has it been at least 20 minutes since you've eaten? Did you stretch properly? How do jelly fish tell what sex the other is? And, What the hell is the name of "the leading brand"!

Do fish get thirsty? Is that why the level in the fish tank gets low?

If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?

If a crime fighter fights crime, and a fire fighter fights fire, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If corn oil comes from corn, and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

You know that little, indestructable black box on an airplane, why isn't the entire plane made of that stuff?

If teflon is stainless, then how does it stick to the pan?

If a 7-11 is open 24/7/365? Then why are there locks in the doors?

Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical questions?