1. There are no rules

2. I am God

3. Grades don't tell how smart you are

4. Low contrast colors should not be used

5. Thou shall act crazy

6. All rule breakers will be sentanced to death by snu-snu

7. Snu-snu is wild sex (refer to rule #2)

8. Those who sit on cars comit a crime

9. Crimes are punishable by death by fu-fu

10. Fu-fu is gay anal raping by a Canadian Monkey (refer to #5)

11. Use of computers is a crime (refer to #9)

12. Refer to rule #2

13. All good-figured shall wear revealing clothing

14. All others shall not! (refer to #9)

15. Spelling doesn't matter (refer #6)

16. Sports are for people who wish they could be pilots (refer to #2)

17. Assholes shall suffer death by fu-fu (refer to #4)

18. You must sign my guest book! (refer to #9)

246. You need not count in order.

353.56. Don't forget rule #1 and #2 apply!!!