Attractive - "Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"

"That's my ass in your window!"

Bad Seed - "He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen."

Bag of Dirt - "I could drop you like a bag of dirt."

Bye Bye - "Here's a thought -- Bye-bye."

Christmas Card - "You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right, here. Here's your Christmas card!"

"Oh, woah! A commie!"

"Dial 9, Merlin."

Diaphragm- This is hilarious .. must listen to (you'll need RealAudio).

Diddling the Maid - "Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum."

Dingo- "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

Freak Head - (Jerry) "What's a matter with you?" (Elaine) "Nothing, except a bird ran into my giant freakhead."

George - "It's true. I'm George! I'm George!"

Hate Men - "I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"

"Have you LOST it, man?"

"What am I, a hooker?"

Male-Female Body - "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for getting around. It's like a Jeep."

"Oh my God! That's my nipple!"

Next!- "You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!"

"Look, are we gonna have sex or not?"

Shallow Man - "You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool."

"The Soup Nazi threw me out!"

Spongeworthy - "So you think you're spongeworthy?"

Stick it to me (1) - "What, you stickin' it to me?"

Stick it to me (2) - "I think you're stickin' it to me."

Stupidity - "Well I'm very fortunate to be surrounded by such stupidity."

Wacko - "Boy, she's a wacko."

"Well, I'm goin' to hell."

"Well that's because you're an idiot."

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